A person who gets stoned with a certain amount of bud but however, he or she is still at their full capacity to do certain tasks without an issue. A functional stoner can go to work or a public place and act completely normal as if they're not stoned.
John: You seen the video where Bob Marley smokes a lot of bud and then get back in the studio?
David: Yea damn how was he able to pull that off?
John: Dude, he is a functional stoner that's why
David: Yea damn how was he able to pull that off?
John: Dude, he is a functional stoner that's why
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Tim is a functional idiot. He may be a little slow, but he's a great mechanic, and is well liked around the shop.
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Functionally nude subjects are those who are wearing a decent amount of clothing, but their main sexual regions (i.e. the breasts and pussy, and occasionally ass) are left exposed.
The nudity is functional because they are only nude enough to function in during sex
The nudity is functional because they are only nude enough to function in during sex
Daryl: You seemed to be ploughing Jessica behind the counter at the bar last night but she was wearing clothes?
Jake: Oh, yeah, She was only Functionally Nude
Jake: Oh, yeah, She was only Functionally Nude
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Get the Functional Stoner mug.n. The faculty which is required to complete basic manual tasks. Often impaired by hangovers, substance abuse, etc. One may have the concentration required, but not the functional ability, or vice-versa.
a portmanteau of functionality and concentration.
(also v. functiontrate)
a portmanteau of functionality and concentration.
(also v. functiontrate)
I'm so fucked, I don't even have the functiontration to roll a cigarette.
I'd like to cook you breakfast, but I don't think I can functiontrate for long enough.
I'd like to cook you breakfast, but I don't think I can functiontrate for long enough.
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Autism in combination with an IQ of 70 or higher is called high functioning autism.
Bill may be a psychopath, but he is capable of managing a job and family without doing seriously harm to anyone - I think he's high functioning.
Bill may be a psychopath, but he is capable of managing a job and family without doing seriously harm to anyone - I think he's high functioning.
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