Fumbleness

to describe a situation where they awkwardly interacted with someone at a bar, using the example of accidentally mishandling a person they refer to as a "baddie." The speaker humorously suggests that their clumsiness might prevent them from accurately determining if a certain physical feature ("booty") is genuine or not. The use of the term "fumbleness" adds a lighthearted and whimsical tone to the narrative.

I just made up a new word in my head. Like when I fumbled a baddie at a bar. I won't know if that booty real or not because of my "fumbleness" lol

by bootyclapper28 August 19, 2023

Fumbled the fag

Fumbling the bag with a queer individual.

A: I just the fumbled the fag...
B: What went wrong?!

by dirt 💖 June 28, 2023

Fumble

When someone... someone... fumbles...

Damn that Afro fumbled

by Skylander003 February 4, 2024

fumble the bag

Haley Rhonda Maxwell

This bitch knows how to fumble the bag

by Edward Binco Jarvis March 23, 2024

Ethical Fumble

The botching of a romantic pursuit, usually purposefully, on ethical grounds, such as to prevent cheating on ones partner, or taking advantage of someone under the influence. It is typically done in secret without the potential romantic partner's knowledge.

Person 1: I nearly got with a baddie last night, but I knew I couldnt betray my Girlfriend like that.

Person 2: That is understandable, its an ethical fumble.

by SmileTank October 7, 2025

crude fumbling

when you fuck a girl and proceed to act like you are drunk. it feels good.

I went to her house and I was crude fumbling.

by Siiiiiui November 14, 2016

Fumble

To fumble is to not date someone you could have because of various reasons. You always come to regret it. You either didn't know they liked you when everyone else did, said something weird in front of them etc..

And it sucks ass.

Person 1 "Man!! Everyone knew she liked you!! All you had to do was ask, how could you fumble this hard?"
Person 2 "I know, I fumbled so hard."

by gheenre February 20, 2024