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Nigger Flossing

When a black lady is giving you a BJ and the gap between her teeth cuts through the skin of the penis.
Man! I was getting my junk sucked by that hot black bitch, but she ended up Nigger Flossing my cock and now it's all torn up.
by servoisgod October 17, 2008
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dripping fossit

when you get a girl real wet, then she stands above your head with her legs spread, and lets her cunt drip into your mouth.
i almost drowned from that dripping fossit last night
by dave offner(dream team) January 25, 2005
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Scat Floss

Individuals who eat a great deal of fiber usually have remnants of this indigestible material present in their stool: lettuce, celery strands, etc. Scat floss is a new oral hygene technique wherein one individual shits in another individual's mouth. The shitee chews on the warm, viscous shit and in the process has their teeth flossed by the fibrous strands contained within the massive, oozing load.
Caleb examined his mouth in the mirror, frustration oozing from every pore. "Great veal florentine, Delmonico," Caleb lisped to his effeminate lover, "but now I have these silly portabello mushrooms stuck between my teeth!"
Delmonico did not say a word. He merely stood up, brushed off his Prada jeans, and pranced quickly to Caleb's side. Delmonico placed a manicured hand on Caleb's girlish shoulder and pushed him into a kneeling position with the calm agression that a lioness uses to bathe her newborn cubs.
With wide, moist eyes like a majestic deer, Caleb opened his mouth wide, ready to accept Delmonico's spicy meat pole.
"Not this time, princess," said Delmonico with a Richard Simmons squeal.
"It's time for you to clean out your filthy little mouth!"
Delmonico quickly pulled down his jeans and Bill Blass silk bikini underwear. He placed his gaping, blown-out anus over Caleb's mouth and squeezed out a 9-inch long log that contained the remnants of yesterday's Nicoise salad.
As Caleb chewed and chomped with the delight of a squirell with a sunflower seed, Delmonico let Mr. Foofer, the couples' prized Shi Tzu, lick his dripping asshole clean.
by Slick Dick Lick November 5, 2004
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fossildick

Elderly men who flirt with and/or try to hook up with women 23 and younger.

Old men who want to date young women.
Yuck, that nasty 'fossildick' keeps staring at me. I heard he followed you around last night and tried to get your phone number.
by J-doll September 9, 2008
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Dental Floss

A product constantly pushed by the dental profession to become popular with the average human. Unfortunatly no one ever uses it and is constantly harassed by dentists who recieve gifts from the floss company to advertise and insist people use their product.
Dentist: I see you do not use dental floss.
Man: Yes i just don't have the time but i do brush 3 times a day.
Dentist: Oh well uhh... YOU HAVE GINGEVITUS THEN!!
by Urine Therapy January 26, 2009
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frassed out

refers to someone who is completely drunk and off their face
Hahaha Ben look at this Nate's so frassed out that he can't stand up
by Paa-jo March 15, 2007
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ballin flossin

1)Ballin Flossin (n) Title or appellation given to ESPN basketball analyst Greg Anthony in the 2006-2007 NBA season by Sportcenter host Stuart Scott

2)ballin flossin (adj) describes person or thing that demonstrates or possesses attributes of being both ballin and flossin in synergistic fashion that increases the individual factors potency beyond a level achievable separately

Related subject matter: Ballaflossaholicism. Although Greg Anthony uses his title in moderation. The very existence of concept ballin flossin begs the question can their be such phenomenon as ballaflossaholic as there have been known cases of people being ballaholic s and flossaholic s

Note: After consulting legal counsel I am told that this is not a violation of doctor client privilege, as I may or may not be Stuart Scott’s Ophthalmologist
1)example: Stuart: “Now over to Ballin’ Flossin’ Greg (Anthony)”

2)example: Man that driver of that big bodied whip is ballin flossin
by What exactly is a panty raider October 19, 2007
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