freshman fumble

A bad freshman year dating experience, generally freshman year of college.
Friend: “Oo who is that, he’s cute.”
Other friend: “Yeah, I already did that. He was my freshman fumble... I wouldn’t recommend him.”
by Mopatt October 05, 2018
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Saggy freshman

A sterotypical freshman in highschool tends to act like an eighth graders and refused to be normal examples: stoping in the hallway or arguing about politics when you can't vote
"Did you see those saggy freshman in the hallway"
"Yeah the're pretty stupid"
by Mayonnaise is not a vegetable February 29, 2020
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Freshman Beluga

The act of going off to college and gaining an ominous and vast amount of weight to resemble that of a beluga whale.
Damn, Christy has got a donk now.

No, Christy is suffering from the freshman beluga.
by socky72 January 04, 2011
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Freshman 15

When a first year college student comes back the following year and appears to have gained about 15 pounds from eating too much and not enough exercise.
Did you see Ashley and her new fatass? She went through Freshman 15.
by DPKids August 12, 2009
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freshman crush

that cute guy whose age is between 18 and 20, but girl you just can't resist him despite being aged 23 to 30
if you have a freshman crush during your mid-to-late twenties, chances are you will be a cougar when you get older
by Jerz201 April 11, 2013
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Freshman 9

the 9 months a girl spends pregnant after becoming a slut her freshman year at college
Freshman 9: a girl goes to bloomsburg and fucks random guys and then becomes pregnant
by i<3sluts November 03, 2011
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freshman drama

He caused some serious freshman drama with his gay bullshit.
by jczlez February 03, 2008
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