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Fair is foul

1. When 3 women with beards tell you that you’re gonna become king so you murder everyone you know and then get murdered by a caesarian man and a walking forest

2. when you think something is fair but then it turns out it’s actually not #plottwist
1.
WOMAN WITH BEARD 3: ‘and king thereafter’
MACBETH: ‘well time to kill’ *pulls out sword*
2.
person 1: ‘aw man i was forced to submit an application and now i’m gonna become a prefect’
person 2: ‘well fair is foul so ur just gonna have to deal with it
by Gaygobbler June 11, 2023
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cry foul

Someone who strongly disagrees with another person's fair opinion/criticism. It came from is a baseball term, "foul ball".
John Doe: Justin Bieber acts like a arrogant fool all the time. He sucks.
Jane Doe: No, he isn't. He is a talented singer.
John Doe: Did you just cry foul?
by DPSTTMPST February 17, 2014
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Foul Ukranian

Foul as in Chicken
Ukranian as in Kiev

When you balls deep and creampie ya load up a chick that has an unpleasant, garlic smell from her vagina.
Then she lays there and the Chicken Kiev cream runs out of her.
I blew my load right up Deborah with the stinky pussy and gave her a Foul Ukranian, when it leaked out I felt like chicken Kiev sooo bad.
by Heffington August 8, 2017
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party foul

a party foul is when you screw up at a party.

note: The band Yellowcard gets its name from party fouling. You get a 'yellowcard' like in soccer if you party foul.
-Spilling a drink on your very expensive Brand new chinese rug.
-Getting too drunk and upchucking on your very expensive brand new Chinese rug.
-Killing the host's dog.
by holly June 27, 2004
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Google Foul

A Google Foul occurs when someone, during the course of an email exchange (or other, non-live conversation), takes a time out to Google something and then re-enters the conversation as an expert on the topic, pretending they knew the info all along.
Dad: Hey son, whatcha' listening to?

Son (without removing oversized headphones): Just some really cool mash ups I found"

(Interlude as Dad runs to his computer, Googles "mash up" and then Googles "Top ten mash ups all time".) Then later...

Dad: Yeah, Son, you should check out the mash up of Rick Astley and Nirvanna, it's totally rad. Mash ups are really cool."

Son: I call a Google Foul. That one is really old and you didn't even know what a mash up WAS yesterday, did you?"

Dad: (Slinks away mumbling about interest rates and the global economic crisis. )
by G-othermal March 22, 2012
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foul oyster

1. any thing or person which affects the senses negatively.

2. a process of wetting multiple fingers, forming both hands to resemble an oyster shell, and placing said "oyster shell" to another's face, while inserting both index fingers into the victim's ear canals. A.K.A. the double wet-willy.
1. What a foul oyster.

2. Andy just gave Mario another foul oyster!
by The Party Police December 22, 2007
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party foul

Have you listened to Party Foul by Attack Attack!? It makes me want to dance.
by Attack Attack Lover January 15, 2009
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