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When someone does something that clearly identifies them as a rookie, they are flying their Rookie Flag.
Art: Dude, when did you get your new iPad?
Evan: Yesterday, dude, how did you know?
Art: Your email signature still says, "Sent from my iPad". Dude - you've gotta ditch that Rookie Flag before everyone thinks you're a total loser!
Evan: Yesterday, dude, how did you know?
Art: Your email signature still says, "Sent from my iPad". Dude - you've gotta ditch that Rookie Flag before everyone thinks you're a total loser!
by g-othermal September 1, 2010
Get the Rookie Flag mug.The byproduct of a careless wipe. After having a shit, if you forget to roll up the sleeve of your wiping arm, you inadvertently smear shit on the cuff of your shirt while wiping your ass.
Evan: Dude, was that a good shit or what?
Art: How'd you know I just dumped a load?
Evan: You've got a fresh chocolate cufflink on you're right arm. Go change your shirt!
Art: How'd you know I just dumped a load?
Evan: You've got a fresh chocolate cufflink on you're right arm. Go change your shirt!
by g-othermal November 2, 2009
Get the Chocolate Cufflink mug.The condition where the string of your thong wedges itself firmly in your butt crack. Common when a large woman is wearing a size "small" thong.
Art: "Dude, check out that fat whore over there yanking on her underwear!"
Evan: "Dude, she's got a bad case of g-string cling! Throw her the needle-nosed pliers!"
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Evan: "Dude, she's got a bad case of g-string cling! Throw her the needle-nosed pliers!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!
by g-othermal October 17, 2008
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Evan: Dude, how'd it go with the redhead last night?
Art: Dude, it sucked. I got Monkey on a Stick.
Evan: You were robbed dude. You were buying her drinks all night!
Art: Dude, it sucked. I got Monkey on a Stick.
Evan: You were robbed dude. You were buying her drinks all night!
by g-othermal November 2, 2009
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Evan is scrubbing madly at his face in the bathroom one morning.
Art: "Dude, you're going to rub your face raw!"
Evan: "Dude, you gave me a chocolate whisper last night! I don't want to go to work with any farticles on my face!"
Art: "Dude, you're going to rub your face raw!"
Evan: "Dude, you gave me a chocolate whisper last night! I don't want to go to work with any farticles on my face!"
by g-othermal October 18, 2008
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Art runs screaming from the bathroom, cursing at Evan.
Evan: Dude, calm down, what's your issue?
Art: DUDE, if you're gonna' have a nail bomb in my toilet, at least give a second flush! My cleaning lady doesn't come until Friday!
Evan: Dude, calm down, what's your issue?
Art: DUDE, if you're gonna' have a nail bomb in my toilet, at least give a second flush! My cleaning lady doesn't come until Friday!
by g-othermal November 2, 2009
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Evan: "Dude, it's whack! He could play baseball in his bathroom and has a hot tub big enough for 10 people plus one!"
Evan: "Dude, it's whack! He could play baseball in his bathroom and has a hot tub big enough for 10 people plus one!"
by g-othermal October 18, 2008
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