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Act of having diarrhea so badly that the entire inside of the toilet is spray painted with excrement.
Art runs screaming from the bathroom, cursing at Evan.
Evan: Dude, calm down, what's your issue?
Art: DUDE, if you're gonna' have a nail bomb in my toilet, at least give a second flush! My cleaning lady doesn't come until Friday!
Evan: Dude, calm down, what's your issue?
Art: DUDE, if you're gonna' have a nail bomb in my toilet, at least give a second flush! My cleaning lady doesn't come until Friday!
by g-othermal November 2, 2009
Get the Nail bomb mug.The byproduct of a careless wipe. After having a shit, if you forget to roll up the sleeve of your wiping arm, you inadvertently smear shit on the cuff of your shirt while wiping your ass.
Evan: Dude, was that a good shit or what?
Art: How'd you know I just dumped a load?
Evan: You've got a fresh chocolate cufflink on you're right arm. Go change your shirt!
Art: How'd you know I just dumped a load?
Evan: You've got a fresh chocolate cufflink on you're right arm. Go change your shirt!
by g-othermal November 2, 2009
Get the Chocolate Cufflink mug.aka Nothing. Like when you go to the midway at the local fair and spend $50 on cheesy games and all you end up walking away with is a stupid plastic monkey on a stick.
Evan: Dude, how'd it go with the redhead last night?
Art: Dude, it sucked. I got Monkey on a Stick.
Evan: You were robbed dude. You were buying her drinks all night!
Art: Dude, it sucked. I got Monkey on a Stick.
Evan: You were robbed dude. You were buying her drinks all night!
by g-othermal November 2, 2009
Get the Monkey on a Stick mug.When someone does something that clearly identifies them as a rookie, they are flying their Rookie Flag.
Art: Dude, when did you get your new iPad?
Evan: Yesterday, dude, how did you know?
Art: Your email signature still says, "Sent from my iPad". Dude - you've gotta ditch that Rookie Flag before everyone thinks you're a total loser!
Evan: Yesterday, dude, how did you know?
Art: Your email signature still says, "Sent from my iPad". Dude - you've gotta ditch that Rookie Flag before everyone thinks you're a total loser!
by g-othermal September 1, 2010
Get the Rookie Flag mug.The condition, when somewhat sweaty, where your scrotum adheres to your inner thigh. A precursor to ball soup.
Art is hopping around rearranging his junk.
Evan:"Dude, what's the matter? You got crabs?"
Art: "No man, it's so hot I've got bag weld!"
Evan:"Dude, what's the matter? You got crabs?"
Art: "No man, it's so hot I've got bag weld!"
by g-othermal October 18, 2008
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Evan: "Dude, I was passing by that laneway by the Mr. Lube, and some homeless guy crawled out of the dumpster, all stank and nasty! I think he slept in there!"
Art: "Dude, of course, that's a BFI!"
Art: "Dude, of course, that's a BFI!"
by g-othermal October 17, 2008
Get the BFI mug.Art: "Dude, you were over at Gilly's place last night, is it really the Maxi-pad he says it is?"
Evan: "Dude, it's whack! He could play baseball in his bathroom and has a hot tub big enough for 10 people plus one!"
Evan: "Dude, it's whack! He could play baseball in his bathroom and has a hot tub big enough for 10 people plus one!"
by g-othermal October 18, 2008
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