All these women with Jeff leave him and find their forever homes. Seems like Jeff is just a foster daddy.
by Punker1977 December 05, 2019
A little dick, fucked up hairline, crusty cat hair, mayonnaise eating, ranch smelling, pimple face fuck boi that can’t get no girls. He tried and failed and cries when he does like a bitch. He main bitch Carleigh didn’t claim him and she ugly as fuck. Brody a sad pink nipple lil faggot that’s fucks his many cats and dogs.
by Nate Bynum January 29, 2018
she's a woman who wanted to help a kid that could have ended up in bad hands. she's caring and loving and wishes you were here own. adopted kids should be so grateful that people wanted to take care of them. they should also be really nice to her because she might have not been able to have her own kids.
shane: here's a poor little kid nobody wants to adopted that's sad
foster mum: I'm going to love her so much, and hope she tures out like me
foster mum: I'm kindheated and not judgemetal
foster mum: I'm going to love her so much, and hope she tures out like me
foster mum: I'm kindheated and not judgemetal
by Yananai September 30, 2017
Being defined as: The omnipotent, omnipresent voice at Engage Interactive who assists charity donors in processing donations over the phone. Much like God, he is benevolent, omnipresent, and loves a charitable heart. Unlike God however, he did not rise up from the dead after three days, nor can he heal the sick and injured. What he can do is what he does best - assist you in donating to your favorite charities.
"Oh, hi there! I hope you weren't waiting too long. It's Brent Foster, the Verification Supervisor, and it's great to have you on the line!... "
by NoobSlayer9001 February 10, 2022
A 12-year old, and the main character of the Keeper of the Lost Cities series. She is an elf and has the abilities of teleportation, telepathy, polyglot, inflicting, enhancer, and telekinesis. There are 3 people who currently love her(ish): Dex Dizznee, Fitz Vacker, and Keefe Sencen. She was created by a group called the Black Swan, so she has brown eyes and is technically part horse. She is loyal, kind, smart, and has the record for most doctor visits in a year.
by Lord HunkyHair September 27, 2022
Foster is an amazing dude that any and every girl will fall for he is amazing and often plays hard to get but he knows who he wants and will do anything to get her. He has brown hair and glasses and is a total beach bum
Girl 1: OMG who is that dude with Lauren?
Girl 2: its Foster
Girl 1: the name says it all
Foster(boy)
Girl 2: its Foster
Girl 1: the name says it all
Foster(boy)
by Smileperson July 30, 2017
A large lizard who feasts on the soles of children in desert Italy. He will hang out with your older sister Matti and watch Glee with her and break your camera. It will devour gas mileage with ease and mess with your head.
He was last rumoured to be in Albania.
He was last rumoured to be in Albania.
That Tyler Foster helped the Dark Lord rise again!
by SOMERANDOMKIDINAMERICA July 25, 2011