Forum Firefighter

Someone who spends time in forums or on Facebook criticizing fire departments or fire service personnel and how they operate. If from a busier Dept, this person usually, if placed in the same situation as those he's criticizing, would have done the same exact thing. If from a slower Dept, this person probably hasn't ridden fire apparatus in years or at all. More frequently, this person is from a department that is relatively slow compared to the one he's criticizing. This person sometimes has a pile of certificates certifying him to perform duties that he could never do given the opportunity.

Michael says that Company "A" puts too many people in harms way. However, most company "A" personnel have reset their pagers for more fires than Michael has ever been to. Company "A" also has a great safety record. Michael probably works at radio shack and rides an ambulance more often than fire trucks, if at all. Michael is a nationally certified Forum Firefighter.

by ambulancedriver July 21, 2013

Forum Hellion

A level of ultimateness on the blood river forum. One who is described as a forum hellion is mighty indeed.

Korsrol
Forum Hellion
"Korsrol Likes Goats"
Joined: 09 Apr 2003
Posts: 470
Location: Dewsbury

by Frosthold February 10, 2004

Delphi Forums

A web site where individuals host message board forums, and visit each others' forums.

I am the Host of nine forums on Delphi Forums.

by Downstrike June 19, 2004

Talk forum

A person who will use acronyms and language generally found in forum posts.

Did you see that car, FTL! That was such an epic fail! Dude, don't talk forum to me.

by eastondle January 25, 2010

Forum Driver

Occasionally, you will encounter a forum/chat room with multiple staff types. One of these types are Drivers, which are kinda like semi-moderators, however they usually take it seriously 24/7, as they are desperate for promotion.

They are capable of using mutes and kicks and can announce messages. They are the ultimate assholes on the web. Exercise caution when approaching them.

Forum Drivers tend to act like this:

sueno21456: Flex your dongers! Flex your dongers!
sueno21456 was muted for 60 minutes by Voltaire

Fly60: Lol the drivers are back!!
Fly60 was muted for 7 minutes by Voltaire

by Lithium March 31, 2015

forum parasite

Uninvited residents of a forum who feed off shit

5,000+ posts from that forum parasite and all just BS

by BrettonWoods May 8, 2016

glee forum

A forum for fans of the TV musical comedy Glee. Basically a place where gleeks complain about what/who they don't like on the show, and fight each other.

Gleek: Figgins is the worst character on Glee! Terri Schuester should be principal! I'm going onto glee forum right now to explain why...

by whatthecreamsoda August 17, 2011