We should be forking government with the Libertarians, Progressives, and Conservatives all agreeing to disagree and split into competing ideological voluntary communities.
by MaxwellMurdoch December 3, 2020
Get the Forking Government mug.Forked River (Lacey)- A town filled with Karen's (and he-Karens) that cop call when you light off a firework and make their dog bark. They also call if dogs bark. Known for our "Lacey Chatter" where the community comes together to bitch and moan about our town and bad driving. People here are typically in a rush and have a bad attitude. We also like to block traffic on main roads just to get our Dunkin fix! Forked River does have beautiful parks and playgrounds the local teens like to trash and piss all over, and the local druggies like to leave their needles. Who doesn't love a quick jab of hepatitis?
*Fun fact- you can drive into someone's home in Forked River with your car, and only receive a careless driving and failure to maintain lane ticket. Drive well, or not. You'll be featured on the Chatter either way.
*Fun fact- you can drive into someone's home in Forked River with your car, and only receive a careless driving and failure to maintain lane ticket. Drive well, or not. You'll be featured on the Chatter either way.
"What's wrong?"
"Oh nothing, I drove through Forked River and got the cops called on me because my dog was barking, while I was setting off fireworks, blocking traffic for my Dunkin Donuts.. I ended up on the Lacey Chatter!"
"Oh nothing, I drove through Forked River and got the cops called on me because my dog was barking, while I was setting off fireworks, blocking traffic for my Dunkin Donuts.. I ended up on the Lacey Chatter!"
by KNSLY2 April 29, 2021
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note: this was misspelled on purpose so that my definition would get noticed more easily
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My son Jack entertained himself at the restaurant last night by making a knife forker with his silverware.
by Ms. Little May 13, 2010
Get the Knife Forker mug.A full forbie is a cleaning cloth that should never be used to clean out the barrel of a rifle. Half forbies are the way. Full forbies are constantly getting stuck and creating a Jam Toucan. Any body that used Full Forbies should get there mental health checked.
If a shooter is new to shooting they should be tough immediately that only half forbies re to be used.
If a shooter is new to shooting they should be tough immediately that only half forbies re to be used.
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