fort squidward

the ultimate base that you can't penetrate
fort squidward is all but impenetrable
by kermit the meme March 05, 2018
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Fort NyETE

the only correct way to pronounce “fortnite”

emphasize the “ete” (ight)
dude 1 - “yo get on fortnite
dude 2 - “you mean fort NYETE
by yeehawdehaw January 23, 2019
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Fort Apache

Often referred to as "The Fort", it is the Meadow Glen Addition outside of Pawhuska, OK. It consists of one block out in the middle of the country where basketball is more important than sleeping, and ramen noodles are the most common source of food. Home to many Osage families and other Natives that let their rugged kids roam outside all day long playing ball or getting into trouble. It is mostly known for: domestic disturbances, consumption of commodities, teenage pregnancies, real people, and young athletes.
"Aren't you from Pawhuska?"
"Naw, I'm from Fort Apache"

I'm chillin out at The Fort watchin the game.


by Tru Talk April 16, 2009
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Fort Misery

Slang for Fort Myers, FL. A city in Lee County. It's next door neighbors are Cape Coma and No Fo. It's referred to by many as Fort Misery because it's an unbelievably boring town that has a knack of sucking you in and you can never escape.
Person A: "I wish I could move out of this town."
Person B: "You know that's not going to happen dipshit, you live in Fort Misery. There's no escaping this armpit of the nation."
Person A: "I know, it's like a black hole that you can never escape from. Anyone I've known to move away always ended up coming back..."
by John Boy28 January 15, 2009
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Fort Wheezy

Nickname for Fort Wayne, Indiana based on the stench of the three rivers that run through the downtown area.
Are you staying on campus this weekend or going back to Fort Wheezy?
by Sammer of the goods January 28, 2011
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douchebag fort

An establishment, generally a public bar or club but could also be a private residence, which is frequented primarily by douchebags.

Residents of a douchebag fort can also be given rank based on their level of douchebaggery.
"No, I don't want to go to the Kells, it's a total douchebag fort."

or

Jill, you really don’t want to date Kevin; he’s a Sergeant at Fort Douchebag."
by TonyDedo August 31, 2009
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Fort William

A place where nobody has anything better to do apart from makeup shit what people have said and done
Where did you hear that shit about you? "Fort William"
by fortbill December 01, 2010
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