i / me / myself

hello trans/non-cis community- or anyone really ig

i wish i could be a girl, and that way
you'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend
am I pretty enough to love back
no not yettttttt
i wish I could be a girl and really
I'd prefer it if you would use i / me / myself

by mossshroom November 17, 2021

I hate myself

A statement used when one is feeling extremely frustrated with oneself for a failure or flaw in one's life.

I hate myself for letting Urban Dictionary distract me from my homework.

by Insufficient Postage April 28, 2006

Cock Blocked Myself

When you are about to score with someone and you fuck yourself by saying, "I think we should think about this" or "We are rushing into this too fast" Way to go dumbass!

"I cock blocked myself whenever I said that I needed to know her more, now she is fucking my best friend. Lucky bastard."

by Oeltjens January 31, 2010

im feeling myself

Like when some one is enjoying what/how they look

Ouuu, I'm feeling myself today

Im feeling myself: Enjoying how that person looks today

by .........123456789 August 28, 2017

I pissed myself

Please send help

I’m not joking I pissed myself

by hitlersashes December 09, 2019

Ima kill myself

Me too bruh me too

Person 1: Yo bruh u fenna kill yourself
Person 2: Yea Ima kill myself I cant take this shit anymore
Person 1: Damn bruh me too i'll meet you in hell
Person 2: Ight bruh i'll see u

by giveupkid June 12, 2022

Me, Myself, and I

The only friends you have.

WOW! I am so lonely that I only have Me, Myself, and I to talk to!

by TopHatTim123 May 31, 2019