fooker

someone whos a skank ... the words fuck and hooker together

check out that fooker... shes so slutty

by coffee is icky June 16, 2004

Forked

- A word much more cool than Owned, Mankind r0x your s0x.

Omfg, you've been forked by ManKiND, commit suicide.

by ManKiND January 27, 2003

Fooke

Fuck but for cooler people who are (unsuccesfully) sly about swearing. Usually said with a farmer accent because we are fookin' awesome in the forest.

What the fooke? Where's my sammich?

by Dudegimme March 6, 2011

Mother fookey wellers

A term most often used by, but not limited to, persons with Tourette's Syndrome in a very shrill, high-pitched voice as a younger child to release that inner little "tick".

"FEE FEE MOTHER FOOKEY WELLERS!"

"yo that niggas crazy dog, he must be on dat crack."

"nah dont worry man, thats just tourettes."

by tourettesniggaz4america April 14, 2009

Playing Fookey

"Playing Fookey": When you skip doing something you *should* be doing to be on Facebook instead.

"She didn't come in to work today. She met a new guy online and is playing Fookey with him"

by Princess Pokesalot March 15, 2010

blue-footed boobie

Really cold boobs... almosr like getting frost bite!

Alexandrea: Oh my!

Annabelle: What?

Alexandrea: Ouch! My blue-footed boobies hurt!

Annabelle: I went to the Arctic and it never happened to me!

Alexandrea:It's cause Benjamin made me do the "polar bear plung" without a wet suit!

by Flexikins October 10, 2008

Fooped

1.To be fucking pooped, extremely warn out.

2.To take a huge poop, extreme defecation.

1.It’s been a long day. Man I’m fooped!

2.I just took a huge foop!

by Kywii April 16, 2009