flump

The act of dragging your penis across someone's face.

"I'm going to flump you"

"Billy was flumping Jerry last night"

by December 09, 2024

Flump

When you feel like the sound poop makes when it falls in a toilet (pronounced floomp)

I feel like such a flump

by Liv Life May 07, 2017

Flump

Totally screwed up;not right. Not following justice. Said by Michael on Zoey 101.

Every woman ever: Im going to treat girls better than you.
Men: That's totally flump!

by Butt-Face Magee August 23, 2018

Flump

My dog. I call her flump.

"She's a flump."

by Owner Of Flump October 16, 2019

Flump

A person who can be friendly but is annoying

"If you are mean and scam you are a flump

by Flempling December 06, 2020

Flump

The action of screwing up a line of speech or forgetting what one was going to say

P1: erm dude? I forgot my lines again.

P2: don't worry bro, you just flumped.

by OldManInAShower321 June 05, 2022

Flump

That one friend that always bails out on your crew

Yo man, justin is such a flump ! Never comes through for the homies. I invited him to the cabin months ago and he bailed last minute to play golf. We should nickname him flumpy gump.

by Dudewearsmycar July 12, 2024