flump lord

fucking gay and depressed

you flump lord

by flump lord 88 November 14, 2016

Flump

The act of taking an enormous dump on any type of floor. The act is usually performed when one is scared shitless and one is not able to reach a shower to take a shump.

Nessie took a flump when she failed her English exam qand could not find a shower to shump. She immediately proceeded to take of her pants, sit on the floor, and take a nice, long, warm flump.

by Nessel-Shump N' Flump August 21, 2014

Flump

When someone hugs you then and then grabs your bum and eats it of until there not hungry which then they will jump your mum for candy and kill your dad

I flumped your mum

by Dicksonary101 November 27, 2019

Flumping

A word to describe the process of eating something that’s only half done, a certain gooiness, but still firm ;)

*Roasting a marshmallow* boys... I’m flumping it tonight

by Klumf lord September 1, 2020

Flump

In Rainbow Six Seige when everyone on your team uses their ability all at once.

Boys I’m pushing Operation Flump is a go!

by FlintySpark026 June 6, 2018

Flump

My dog. I call her flump.

"She's a flump."

by Owner Of Flump October 16, 2019

Flump

The random exposure of a penis

It was awful. I got a flumped on the bus earlier

by Lesbigan May 7, 2016