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floor roller

A tantrum like behavior, usually exhibited by adolescent males, where a person will literally or figuratively roll around on the floor in a whiney & depressive manner. Floor rolling is most commonly practiced in the hopes of gaining sympathy and attention as a victim of some exaggerated personal tragedy that, relative to the rest of humanity, is miniscule.
Kanye was such a floor roller at the VMAs when Taylor Swift won that award, it wasn't about about him. Nobody gives a shit about his feelings anymore, he's been a constant floor roller for years since that tantrum on MTV.
by L-Dub Elie March 12, 2018
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Floor

the floor is hard.
by notmakingrandomshitupbrotrust November 19, 2019
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The shoe is on the floor!

A quote from Romeo & Juliet, today used to evoke anger and love in the recepient of this well known phrase.
Bill: The shoe is on the floor!
Janet: I LOVE YOU AND I AM ANGRY!
by Chris Spargo March 5, 2008
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killing floor

From old blues songs, particularly the Chicago style; a reference to the location in the slaughterhouse where the stock was killed and then butchered, hence a scene of danger, difficulty, bloodshed, etc.
Man, it sure is tough down on the killing floor today!
by jeff August 7, 2004
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Dutch floor polish

Semen, in particular when found inside booths at peep show premises and sex shops.
I wouldn't go into that booth mate- there's Dutch floor polish all over the place.
by tropical September 14, 2010
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floor tom

a drum used in a drumset that is placed on a floor. its the most crucial of the drums, no matter what anybody tries to tell you.
That floor tom breakdown needed more floor tom
by Edddddddddddddddddddd July 5, 2005
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11th Floor Tailspin

When two people involved in a workplace or office affair meet on the top floor of their building for a brief, but much needed, desired, and illicit midday liaison. The very top floor of many office buildings (or a portion of it) is typically not used by tenants and is reserved for the elevator machine room. It is usually only accessible by an unknown staircase, and makes a perfect hideaway for a secret office romance.
Jill: How about we take an 11th floor tailspin for lunch?

Jack: Sounds like a plan. Meet you at the stairs.

Jill: It's so dangerous! I love it!
by Raspberry Jam October 5, 2009
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