Floorsome

Kind of like floor porn. This involves the floor, another person and you doing really inappropriate things that can lead to STDs and babies you don't really want. Best to do this on a blanket.

It was 3:00AM in Chicago and I had just finished an amazing cherry slurpee from 7 Eleven. Chad was like "Lets have a floorsome and call it a night." I of course said yes! No one says no to a floorsome.

by DJ Scratchy Patch October 7, 2012

floost

Floost is a way to express how much of a thot someone is.

Oh my god that floost really got me turned on

by kasshy100 June 22, 2017

Flooptie Oopties

A violent case of diarrhea, extremely loose stools

John had a case of the flooptie oopties.

by Dutch1950 June 24, 2018

floopydoopy

The word you would use when you feel overwhelmingly silly or weird.

I didn’t care what they thought, I am naturally floopydoopy. Deal with it.

by Lookatmycoolsocks December 16, 2018

floopypoopy

when a fish poops and the string of poop is stuck on their ass cheeks, and the poop floops

Friend: wow dude what is happening,

Me: its happening....

Friend: what..

Me: OMG

Friend: WHAT!

Me: ....FLOOPYPOOPY!

by floopusthepoopus June 12, 2019

Floople

A type of sock, that is also flurple

Wow those socks are so floople

Thanks! Yours are flurple

by FloopleSocks November 22, 2019

Flopster

A person who repeatedly arranges to meet up with friends, but then doesn't show, or makes an excuse to flop out.

Mohammed wont show up, he's such a flopster

by Beadla June 1, 2020