Someone who acts so flaky it becomes their nickname. Can be used for temporary flakiness when needed.
by kb July 23, 2004
Get the Flaky Flakerson mug.The term "Floater" in a sexual context is used when consenting sexual penetration is attained, yet sexual motion does not occur.
One may think to themselfs this is the stupidest thing theyve ever heard of, yet due to mormons in Utah county that tend to put twists on what their religion tells them (and them being stupid enough to agree to it, like no booty prior to domestic incarceration) -Some hold that this circumvents their religions' ruling & is an easier way to passify something sexual (as opposed to the weekend marriage angle)
One may think to themselfs this is the stupidest thing theyve ever heard of, yet due to mormons in Utah county that tend to put twists on what their religion tells them (and them being stupid enough to agree to it, like no booty prior to domestic incarceration) -Some hold that this circumvents their religions' ruling & is an easier way to passify something sexual (as opposed to the weekend marriage angle)
Shit bro, did you bang Becky yet? She's lookin hot as all fuck today...
Well, kinda sorta
HTF do you kinda sorta bang a girl?
Well she's a bit more mormon than her cousin that I bung'd & we had to tap dance around the whole no sex before marriage thing.
Ok, so uhh... HTF did you do that?
We had a floater...
WTF is a floater?
Well, you know... Its when youre cockdeep in a girl, but youre not having sex with her.
So umm... Youre in her guts, just standing/lying/whatevering there talking about CNN and nothing happens?
Well, yea...
Umm, dude... Thats soo stupid, I think my future children just lost a couple IQ points...
Well, kinda sorta
HTF do you kinda sorta bang a girl?
Well she's a bit more mormon than her cousin that I bung'd & we had to tap dance around the whole no sex before marriage thing.
Ok, so uhh... HTF did you do that?
We had a floater...
WTF is a floater?
Well, you know... Its when youre cockdeep in a girl, but youre not having sex with her.
So umm... Youre in her guts, just standing/lying/whatevering there talking about CNN and nothing happens?
Well, yea...
Umm, dude... Thats soo stupid, I think my future children just lost a couple IQ points...
by I-Like-to-bang-normal January 16, 2014
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A game made by Pam Beesly that requires two reams of paper that you tape to your feet race to the finish line.
"hey, Pam? You remember that game Flonkerton we played on the Olympics?" Creed: " I still have my medal from that."
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1. the name designated for two or more cars that travel side by side on the highway at the same speed, thus preventing you from passing.
1. the name designated for two or more cars that travel side by side on the highway at the same speed, thus preventing you from passing.
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I am: Goth, Emo, Sk8er, Gamer, Punk, and Gangsta, so instead of saying all that, i call myself a Floater
I am: Goth, Emo, Sk8er, Gamer, Punk, and Gangsta, so instead of saying all that, i call myself a Floater
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Joe Jack: Good idea, we'll wrestle in the front. Between the engine block and the washing machine.
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