flif

A slang word for "money".

I wanted to buy that game but didn't have any flif!

by Some_One_Really_Important March 25, 2011

FLILF

An acroynm for "First-Lady I Would Like To Fuck."

Coined on The Daily Show (10/29/07), this term refers to how the 2008 presidential candidates have really hot wives.

In particular, the wife of Fred Thompson and the wife of Dennis Kucinich, both of whom are young and sexy.

God damn! Dennis Kucinich knows how to pick 'em, because his wife Elizabeth would be one hell of a FLILF!

And Fred Thompson is a FLILF Hunter if I've ever seen one!

by The Supporter November 19, 2007

fling flang

a certain type of wing wangg or doo dad. Usually used when referring to a skiddly pop or hoo hah.

Ryan was using his fling flang and some bitch ass snake told on him.

by Mr. fling flang January 23, 2018

Flin

A strange cross between a fail and a win.

Billy riding on a segway was such an epic flin.

by the great cannon June 1, 2011

Sphincter Flinch

The reaction of your asshole to having cold toilet water splashed on it by a large piece of fecal matter hitting the water.

Damn, that turd was so big i gotta sphincter flinch AND half my ass cheek was soaked with water!

by Psypiral April 23, 2003

fling

1. a brief period of relaxation or indulgence

2. a brief sexual encounter

He had a fling with my aunt and the tabloids blew it out of proportion.

by The Return of Light Joker June 10, 2008

flinge

A vaginal mullet. An untrimmed beaver. Originates from the tongue twister "Fluffy Flange Fringe".

After cooking in the nude the nun found some flinge hair in her soup.

by Geoff Battle January 7, 2004