Flaptures

The two sheets of skin that are the upper cleavage of an ageing woman.

Aww fuck dude, one of Mrs. Hadogen's flaptures is hanging out.

Excuse me miss, there seems to be a small rodent trapped under your left flapture.

BOOM right in the flaptures!!

by Razefup March 26, 2010

Flaptagging

The female equivalent of Teabagging.

v. To lower one's labia onto another person's head/face/mouth.

Female I killed him in Halo and then started Flaptagging him.

by LiverpoolsNo9 March 8, 2013

Flaptagged

The female equivalent of being Teabagged.

v. To lower one's labia onto another person's head/face/mouth.

Female I killed him in Halo and then Flaptagged him.

by LiverpoolsNo9 March 8, 2013

Flelt

A Horrible Typo Of Felt.

"Have you ever flelt..."

by CryptComixPS January 7, 2017

fletch

A fletch is when you introduce a women who you snogged at the bar, fell in love with and planned your whole life with, all in under half an hour. Then you see your boys, go into peacock mode and start the introductions only to introduce her to her own boyfriend.

awkward . . . . .

"oh man . . i met a girl last night in the club,fell in love, snogged her then only ended up doing a fucking

fletch and introducing her to my mate who turned out to be her boyfriend "

by sidefurr11 May 7, 2017

Fletchmoney

A well respected,pretty cool, down to earth,stand up kind of guy. Is pretty good with people and can get on their good side.

Man its just so awesome how Fletchmoney is,he just gets it.

by Parizibal April 23, 2018

Fleetwood

A Boomer hairstyle typified by Mick Fleetwood: balding on top with a vestigial ponytail. This is commonly seen in retirement areas with warmer climates.

Saw another Amber alert today; it’s another Fleetwood sporting Boomer with dementia that has gone off the reservation.

by GeneCannon September 20, 2019