flanders

a teacher/man who looks exactly like ned flanders and likes young girls

Evan: dude check out that flanders!
Mike: i know that cock was checking out my woman yesturday!

by katy4662 May 2, 2008

fland

very fat person

The fland shook the ground when he walked.

by theboxpersonman December 23, 2008

fladong

The same thing as a turkey slap, slap a girl in the face with your penis.

Man, If he/she doesn't shut up I am gonna fladong the hell out of him/her.

by Matt February 9, 2004

flander

it means ur gay and a nerd like ned flander

GOD,,, ur such a flander

by summit12 March 31, 2005

flanders

That annoying guy, that needs to learn to shut up at certain points.

Flanders: "haha, i raped your sister too"

Response: "Stupid Flanders"

by D. Heaton November 29, 2007

Fladazzle

to place rhinestones or other beads in an attractive pattern on one's flab.

To "bedazzle" one's flab

Flab is an accessory. Fladazzle it, and it makes a statement!

by Feisty September 24, 2011

Flabdominals

What an unfit person claiming to have a six pack has.

Unfit guy: "Sup, I'm ripped and got a six pack"

Normal guy: "Yeah right, you've just got flabdominals"

by Pashizzle500 December 3, 2011