The act of ejaculating in the women's eyes while simultaneously slapping both ears so she can neither hear nor see.
by Robfull September 5, 2016
Get the Flashbangmug. A video, image, or bit of text that throws the viewer off, and immediately shaves away any previous assumptions about possible routes a story may take.
An example of a flashbang:
Anon1: Do real kids actually not like broccoli?
Anon2: I was poor so we had nothing but microwave shit and ramen. I didn't try broccoli until I was in JR high and I was so surprised at how good it tasted. My friends mom had made broccoli and cheese. I ate about 3 servings and told her how it was my first time to try it. I told them how cartoons always told me it would taste so bad. >>I wish I could have fucked my friend's mom.<<
An example of a flashbang:
Anon1: Do real kids actually not like broccoli?
Anon2: I was poor so we had nothing but microwave shit and ramen. I didn't try broccoli until I was in JR high and I was so surprised at how good it tasted. My friends mom had made broccoli and cheese. I ate about 3 servings and told her how it was my first time to try it. I told them how cartoons always told me it would taste so bad. >>I wish I could have fucked my friend's mom.<<
Billy: I was watching this video of cats making cute noises, and the guy who posted it Flashbanged me with an image of a gaping manhole.
Steve: Yar, the internet be a cruel mistress.
Steve: Yar, the internet be a cruel mistress.
by munchiesnOOb November 30, 2023
Get the Flashbangmug. A flashbang wank is when an individual decides to masturbate or engage in sexual intercourse whilst tackling a throbbing headache before the event. The word ‘flashbang’ comes from the sheer brain fuckery that is experienced after ejaculation. The pain is so awful that you don’t even have time to clean up the bodily fluids due to having a strong urge to hold your head against a pillow to calm the pain.
I had a flashbang wank earlier babe, and it was the most unsatisfactory wank i have ever fucking had. However, it wont stop me from flashbang fucking the shit out of you later.
by Cum shoot January 20, 2021
Get the Flashbang wankmug. Noun.
The act in which a female gets a light bulb shoved into her baby maker by someone else (glass end first), and then that person proceeds to give the daring, brave and very stupid female partner a swift punch to the lower gut, thus popping the light bulb. Named crudely after the flashbangs used by law authority that pop and disoriented with a bright flash of light.
The act in which a female gets a light bulb shoved into her baby maker by someone else (glass end first), and then that person proceeds to give the daring, brave and very stupid female partner a swift punch to the lower gut, thus popping the light bulb. Named crudely after the flashbangs used by law authority that pop and disoriented with a bright flash of light.
by Lounging Scientist July 7, 2015
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