Mississippi Mud-Flapper

When a guy shits in a girls vagina then proceeds to eat her out.

Dude...she wanted to do a Mississippi Mud-Flapper last night and it went all over the wall

by LOVESTUMP June 11, 2018

willy flapper

A special type of kite shaped like a fat penis, only to be used by the male species and Connor.

OMG man his willy flapper has gone saggy!
Of course it has, there's no wind pull on the dangly bit at the end.

by Shaniqua.lickes.bum December 10, 2015

Salad Flapper

A person who flaps their salad (ie. spews bullshit)

- "All I'm saying is that Guy is a fucking coward"

-"Hey bro, don't flap your salad"

-"I ain't no Salad Flapper"

by Danny Do Shit May 15, 2015

Faggy Finger Flapper

One who chooses to use a regular controller on a guitar hero game

Hey Andrew , you only beat me in guitar hero 3, because you use a controller

It doesn't matter i still beat you

no your just a Faggy Finger Flapper

by Campbell-toe May 10, 2016

Patty Flappers

Another name for vagina.

Little Billy: Hey pa, my girlfriend Linda said she wants to have "sex"... What do I do?!

Pa: Easy son, just pull your little pecker there out and shove it right up her patty flappers. You'll be just fine.

Little Billy: Thanks Pa....for the best

by #pussy #poon #beaver #vagina January 24, 2017

Fermented flappers

Rotten buildup of semen in the vagina causing the lips to emit a putrid odor

After sleeping with the entire westside- her fermented flappers could be smelled from a mile away.

by Stuffaslut August 5, 2022

Hand flappers

Those useless batshit human things with big balls from the 2006 book All Tomorrows. They used to be able to fly but lost the ability to, so they just used their big-ass webbed hands for courtship display. They were made because of the Qu’s messed up alien religion.

The hand flappers went extinct because they couldn’t build tools.

Hand flappers went extinct because they were useless.

by Lemur8889 January 22, 2022