flamhole

The orifice that your incessant blathering comes from.

Shut your damn flamhole!

by Maticus Marwood November 18, 2010

flap scrubbing

Literally, manual female masturbation.
Or figuratively, wasting time, as in goofing off,
fucking off, or the feminine version of jerking off

She's obviously so horny it's interfering with her work. She needs to go home to scrub her flap.
Please take a break from your flap scrubbing and bring me a beer.

by Shayman Bob June 7, 2011

fapholster

A holster in which a dirty sock is kept for the purpose of jerking off into.

Person 1: Look at my fapholster!
Person 2: That's disgusting!

by Arawitz September 28, 2013

Falph

Only the best kinds of vertical hairs ever to be present upon ones head.

"Did you see the falphs on her?! Epic!"

by RaQ2018 January 5, 2017

Falpha

The female version for an alpha male.

Your mates mrs who wears the pants.

“Mate she has you by the balls, she is the falpha of your relationship.”

by anonymous December 5, 2020

flapicating

A bird carrying an alligator.

"The birds flapicate for migration"
"The birds had trouble flapicating this year because the alligators are fat"
"The birds woke up this morning and decided wait to flapicate until tomorrow"

by Richert Jackson February 28, 2023

Punchin Flap

Used to indicate the having of sex.

She got her flap punched. He punched her flap.

by shieldsy February 10, 2005