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facaca

Fa-ca-ca.

1. A word defining a particular masturbation act conducted by a male. It is the action of lying on ones back with the hips high in the air while masturbating and during the climax, directs the penis vertically and shoots his ejaculate up and over into or on his own rectum.

2. An adjective describing a pathetic person.

2. Describing something as "fucked"
And in the depths of his despair, in his final hour, he performed a glorious facaca to help relieve some stress before taking the BAR exam.
by predator55 November 30, 2016
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feacal friction

The smell given off when human shit gets vigorously rubbed, often (but not always) during heavy anal pumping.
A guy on the bus today shat in his hand and masturbated with it.. you could smell the feacal friction....
by Zonal K September 25, 2018
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Falcar's Rule of Thumb

This is the Rule of Thumb invented on the VN Guineve DAOC message board.

Falcar's Rule States: You may date any age person ranging between 18 to Minus 5 years your Mother/Fathers age.
Bob: I like this chick, should I date her? She is a bit older than me. I mean, like in Cougar territory.

John: Well.. Falcar's Rule of Thumb man..

Bob: She is 6 years younger than my Mom, and I am 22.

John: You are Golden man.. Tag it.
by VN Person December 4, 2009
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Façade

A false or fake exterior to something. Usually made out of a shit stained substance. Used to make subject look better or of higher quality when really it isn’t. Typically used for superficial purposes.
Wow Gary, the outside of that home looks so magnificent, but once you pass through the front door, you can you see how much of a piece of shit façade it really was.
by TrippleJ July 23, 2018
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Flaccid Academia

The act of being willing to study, all research, texts and supplies are at hand before you yet you cant quite get into the work. All your resources are laid out before you ready like a lover on a bed yet you just cant get in the mood/ it up.
"Dude i have a savage case of Flaccid Academia, i sat with my mac open in front of me for 2 hours and did not write a thing! I was totally floppy!"
by Elging November 10, 2009
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flacc'

pronounced like glass with an f. Short for flaccid. Means not cool.
hey bro that was pretty flacc'
by flaccman November 3, 2018
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FACE-ADE (FACEBOOK FACADE)

When someone is constantly adding photos and comments on their FB page about THEIR DOINS...
Posting photos of themselves posing with others and "having lots of fun!"
They look totally staged for the benefit of....Facebook?

A ploy that is used by people who have no ACTUAL life, and feel they must 'pose' as someone who has one.
TED: Does your brother ever leave the house, dude?
NED: Naw...mostly he just updates his "FACE-ADE (FACEBOOK FACADE)".
by BIG.dEb.GLES September 26, 2011
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