flausch

A Flausch is an ugly girl or woman

Your mother

by Matt October 21, 2003

meat flabs

Breast that are not round and try to eat the bubbles after someone farts.

look at Keller's meat flabs.
They are so big.
Lets go beat them like a dog.
look they float.

by Kate Mooney April 5, 2003

flaustaunkerated

A word meaning happy but also sad at the same time. Mostly used when depressed but you find something that makes you laugh or smile.

I was flaustaunkerated the other day when I realized that the real reason for living was to live in the sight of Jesus Christ.

by Slavarky May 24, 2009

flaouse

a large house-sized flat complete with stairs

I wish my flat was a flaouse

by little miss lasers November 1, 2009

FABUSE

Excessive friending, joining groups, becoming a fan and playing virtual games on Facebook. Most fabusers have a great sense of self loathing at the end of each day due to a sense of minimal accomplishment.

My name is Jonny and I FABUSE everyday.

by cashual April 13, 2010

Flaustered

Pissed off
One step away from...
About to kill EVERYONE!

As Largo Everett said "The capital of agitated breaks through being flustered into a vine of pure menace hatred and violence. Bitch break yo dick; get flaustered!"

"I got so flaustered after they all caught me masturbating, I just pulled the pin"

"Everytime I get flaustered, I just choke 'em purple"

"I got him a little flaustered sooooo.... I'm gonna need stitches all up my asz"

by Vetical (H) February 15, 2012

Flabscular

Portmanteau of flabby and muscular. A flabscular individual is one who has lost a significant amount of weight and put on muscle mass without undergoing skin removal surgery; the result is large flaps of loose skin marring an otherwise impressive physique.

The man prided himself on being able to overcome obesity and live an active, healthy lifestyle, but rarely showed off his muscles because of his flabscular physique.

by sweet_rolls October 9, 2016