Fig jam

I term for someone who thinks highly of themselves.

When interpreted, the letters stand for : Fuck I'm good, just ask me

Eg 1- Mike: " I got an A in my test. Fig jam baby!"

Eg 2- Steve: " I can get any girl I want, I just show them my abs and have them crooning"
Jenny: ( rolls her eyes) " Ugh....fig jam much Steve?... Get over yourself.."

by Quirkette January 28, 2016

Fig plucker

One who plucks figs

I'm no fig plucker, I'm a fig plucker's son, but I'll pluck figs till the fig pluckings done.

by Arcsol December 26, 2020

Sig Fig

A name for someone that you’re in along term relationship with

“Are they dating??”
“Yeah she’s her sig fig”

by Simwer94 August 10, 2019

fig newtons

The greatest cookies on the face of the earth, since cookies were put on the face of the earth! It's a good way of getting your little one's into eating fruit too!

Hey Andi, I'm going to Albee Motors to get a new truck. Wanna come? You can bring Ivy Rose I hear she's a good little Peekie}.
Okay Dave, I'll come. I can eat some Fig Newtons in the waiting room and maybe some Twizzlers if some are available.

by Andi February 17, 2005

fig newton

A man that is considered soft or a sissy. "Fruit and Cake"

Look at that bitch made fig newton.

by Mattinho August 01, 2006

FIG-JAM

"Fuck im good, just ask me" a cocky head teacher phrase

e.g. "we do know that Nigel Griffiths was so arrogant that by 2016 he was using the term FIG-JAM to describe himself to people"

by JohnJeffSmith November 07, 2020

fig slip

when your dick falls out of your underwear unintentionally.

i was taking a video of my cat in the shower, and almost showed my johnson, close fig slip.

i was sleeping on the sofa on a hot day in only my trunks, had a total fig slip.

by Tethax August 05, 2014