uncle fester

A boy with stupid tattoos and a really crappy haircut with a really hot girlfriend and best friend

Uncle Fester saw a 9 year old girl at McDonalds the other day and was like, "Holy statutory rape!"

by dick fart point smegma May 2, 2005

uncle fester

a scabby diseased penis

by loco weed April 24, 2003

festering pus enema

Gore Grind band well know for such hits as "smik 2 ya bass" "suck a shit" and "boke on yer tits". Situated in the central scotland area

Ye heard festering pus enemas new song smik 2 ya bass? its fuckin quality

by Lugs January 6, 2008

festied

Fucked up

Wow bil is festied

by Silvito April 6, 2017

Festievial

Travis Scott tryna kill us all wit dis new album

Festievial

by Axctivist July 27, 2023

Uncle Fester

The act of taking someone’s legs out from underneath them.

He’s a bent copper uncle fester him!

by Super intendant Hastings May 12, 2019

Uncle Fester

When a male takes a diarrea in a girls mouth and then the grl gives him a blowjob

oh man do i love the uncle fester

by matt October 23, 2003