feng shui

ally and ellie

ally and ellie are so feng shui whilst cleaning hannah’s room

by ellie who better than jd February 14, 2021

Jerry Feng

To sleep with a 14 year old on the first date and give her an std.

Bro did you seriously Jerry Feng that girl and dip??

by noitwasnotme March 3, 2025

yi ge feng he ri li de zao shang

How literally everyone in Singapore starts their chinese composition for PSLE

yi ge feng he ri li de zao shang, xiao ming chi le da bian, ta hen kai xin.

by edrftgyhujijhygtfdewerftgyhjkm April 14, 2024

Jerry Feng

A boy who has long hair and chooses multiple girls as candidates as his main girlfriend. The girls fight over the chance to be with Jerry, while his main girlfriend stresses over how to get rid of the other girls. He is a charming guy, especially with his smooth and tender hair strokes, and he is able to get the girls with his strong math skills. He often gets in debates with his girlfriendS when they argue, which pisses all of his girlfriends off.

damn that guy sure does have a lot of girlfriends at the same time, what a Jerry Feng!

by ziwei wang November 23, 2021

Feng Shwack

1) Very poor design or use of space.
2) The antithesis of Feng Shui, whereas Feng Shwack has the opposite principles that are rooted in a Chinese system for positioning objects for a positive effect especially related to building design the furniture layout within it.

BUYER: My realtor showed me one home from the outside that looked beautiful, but inside the home was Feng Shwack. I had to walk through one bedroom to access the back bedroom. On top of that the kitchen could only be accessed by walking through a bathroom.

BUYER'S FRIEND: Damn, that sounds extremely Feng Shwack. You should find something better.

by Long Beach Lingo September 3, 2016