fegit

Dudes that skip dinner to go watch a game or do anything else beside eating.

Vlad, Liviu.. why are being fegits, fegits?

by Bebesh January 16, 2016

feitan

feitan -(n.) a very greasy little rat boy that nobody finds attractive.

yall see that ugly ass feitan right there? smh.

by rented mercedes September 21, 2020

tree fidity

Literally $3.50

The thing that the Loch Ness Monster wants.

(MAN)...How much do the girl shcout cookiesh cosht?
(GIRL) Tree fidity
(MAN) And dat's when I realized dat it weren't no girl shcout, it wash a 500 foot tall monshter from the Mezezoic!
(WOMAN) I gave 'em a dolla de oder day.
(MAN) Dang woman, now we neber gonna git rid of dat dang Loch Nesh Monshter!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 11, 2006

Foot fedish

1)Ability to herd off with your feet

2)Used when you get an erection when the thought/ sight of feet

Have you heard of Justin's foot fedish?

by Jfaic April 16, 2018

fedijio

One who fedijes. A person with fedije like characteristics.

Man, davin is such a fedijio

by Mojo September 29, 2004

fedtime

Work hours for Federal employees.

Cable guy: I'll be there between 9am and 4pm.
Fed: That will not do, as that is during my fedtime. How about you give me a more exact time.
Cable guy: HA! Good luck!

by rustyvz December 27, 2007

Fegit

A anal ingester

Person 1:Your such a fucking "fegit" Tommy
Tommy: just cuz I eat ass?
Person 1:Duh
Ass eating sex disgusting sexual

by Jasonislazzy August 31, 2016