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femicunt

Some bitch who constantly paints common social issues as a gender-based issue.
Femicunts only come in the female gender due to excessive blood waterfalls from their ovaries and bitchy attitude towards males in particular.

Femicunts are very rarely under the weight of 290 pounds, causing them to never ever get laid. This is a major cause of their radical behavior.

Being a femicunt is a major epidemic among users of a social network known as "Tumblr".

If you know a femicunt in your area, it is best that you keep watch as well as keeping your emergency phone numbers on speed-dial in the case of mandatory straight jacket use being necessary.
"I thought she was nice, but her Facebook comments really make her look like a dumb ass femicunt."
"Your friend can't attract a decent boyfriend, so she constantly acts like a femicunt in order to make herself feel better."
by common_sense_sucks_for_you December 16, 2016
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Felicia

Felicia is commonly used in the phrase "Bye Felicia!" Being a "Felicia" means that you are no longer relevant to or liked by the person who said it. A "Felicia" is also known as a bitch or someone who is just plain annoying.
Girl 1: Gosh your so stuck up! *hair flip*
Girl 2: Bye Felicia! *walks away*
by thatsopanda July 3, 2015
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Felicity

An amazing, sexy, smart young lady that is always good to be around. She has a heart of gold. Felicity also has a nice ass and amazing tits that are amazing to sleep on. The world's best kisse4 and cuddler. When you find her you never want to let her go.
Damn I wish I had a Felicity in my life.
by MatthewJack987 May 17, 2016
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Bye Felicia!

When a person does or says something that pisses you off, instead of letting their irrelevant ass get to you, their name becomes "Felicia". You can then say the words "Bye Felicia" as a way of dismissing them from your life, and showing them they hold no relevance to you.
Person: You're a little bitch.
You: I dont have time for your bullshit you know, Bye Felicia!
Person: Who is Felicia
You: Who are you?
by RealestOne December 24, 2013
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Fecial

Smearing feces on one's face for beauty
Bailey's so damn pretty, must be because she gives herself two fecials a day.
by Jakk Donahue September 29, 2008
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felicism

Felicism; (noun); is the direct antonym of Cynicism, and is characterized by faith and hope in human nature and the belief that people's action are motivated by altruism, virtue, empathy & love. A felic will see meaning and worth in any situation or individual.

The word felicism derives from the Latin word for cat which directly contrasts with the root of Cynicism which means dog-like.
It takes a high level of felicism to to trust that politicians have our nation's best interests at heart.
by FelicAtHeart November 25, 2015
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Feciphilia

The act of fornicating with a corpse, burying it, digging it up, fornicating with it again, eating the corpse, then excreting it, and soon after fornicating with the feco matter.
The stripper was forgotten about in the giant birthday and died from a lack of oxygen, soon after the birthday boy could enjoy his gift of feciphilia.
by AMT27 December 5, 2010
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