fetching a cramp

Holy FucK! When that moment hits your colon and you have to make it to the bathroom, outhouse, woods or even trashcan.

I ate some spicy food last night and now i'm fetching a cramp!

by fetchingcramps February 10, 2019

Felching

The act of sucking semen out of another's anal cavity.

Miles bragged about felching his girlfriend by sucking his own jizz out of her asshole.

by simonthefelcher December 3, 2019

Fetching

A mean girls reference used as code for stealing

Omg that’s so fetch are we fetching that

by K12mimz on insta April 27, 2020

felching blizzard

When a third party steps in and felches the semen out of a man’s arse after he has been inseminated. He then proceeds to blow the semen through a straw at the donor and recipient’s faces, resembling being out in a blizzard. Strictly a class move.

After Phil blew his load deep into Dan’s cornhole, Randy sucked every last drop out and gave them both a felching blizzard

by Mr Puffy March 21, 2021

Fechín

Fechín is the GOAT of all GOATs, They will make statues of his greatness. King of the Amazonian and Connemara People. His name derives from Greatness and is traced back to the great Viking king of the North Sea. His humour is so unmatched and charming. Live, Love, Legend.

(When someone does some extraordinary) That is exactly like something Fechín would do!

by 12345cool2000 November 23, 2021

Felchiie

A photograph taken of oneself whilst performing the act of felching

Originates from the everpopular selfie

Julz has many Felchiie pictures in his gallery on his phone.

by Manesource March 20, 2022

FELCHING

When a bloke blows his load inside his mistress, girlfriend or wife's moist Pussy then inserts the straw to drink his creamy Sperm.

When Jarrod blows his Load inside Louises Moist Pussy then uses a straw to start Felching.

by JazHammer81 August 30, 2022