fuckerburg

That fish-eyed, android-looking, weak-jawed, frog-necked cunt who sells your private info to third part companies and has a fetish for decapitation videos. Probably enjoys young Thai boys too, I don't fuckin have all the answers.

"Doc, what's wrong with my eyes?"

"I'm sorry Mr. Fuckerburg, you've contracted prickgitis"

by bignutzstraightouttabrum January 5, 2019

Family fucker

A person who fucks multiple members of the family. This includes the father, mother, brother(s), sister(s) and so on.

When I spent the night at my boyfriends house I was so horny I ended up becoming a family fucker.

by lalaloveless July 28, 2016

kangaroo fucker

derogatory term for people of australian descent

that kangaroo fucker is one funny bastard!

by Lord Wilk May 21, 2008

Fuckerberg

The inventor of Facebook whose sole job is to fuck up his product and make it worse.

"Did you see that new facebook update?"

"Yeah it looks like Fuckerberg is at it again."

by Ivorytower September 2, 2013

Pillow Fucker

Someone who has consensual sex with a pillow

That Craig sure seems like a pillow fucker

by Steven Nyhuz August 26, 2004

Tucker fucker

A microwave oven. Commonly used slang in Australia. A microwave is a great way to ruin food. Need to defrost meat and half cook it at the same time? Need to make pizza soggy? Need to make the inside of the jam doughnut lava? Look no further than the tucker fucker.

Wife: Can you defrost some chicken for dinner before i get home?
Man: Sure, i'll stick it in the microwave
Wife: Don't stick it in the tucker fucker, it'll be like rubber, just leave it in the sink with some hot water.

by fcknbobfrank November 22, 2018

uncle fucker

funny as fuck song by terrence and phillip

shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
your an uncle fucker yes its true
nobody fucks uncles quite like you
shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your the one who fucks your uncle uncle fucker
you dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn you just fuck your uncle all day long
*farting bit*
shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
your an uncle fucker i must say
you fucked your uncle yesterday
AAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
uncle fucker
thats u-n-c-l-e fuck you uncle fuckerrrrrr!!!!!! suckmyballs

ok now im showing off lol

by lewis May 1, 2004