farter

n. Someone who farts excessively and thus smells like fart all the time.

Pe-eww! That chick is a farter fo' sho'.

by Rastamuffin June 5, 2010

Wal-farter

A nasty, fat, greasy-haired piece of white trash who shops only at Wal-Mart, and thinks Kathy Lee Gifford Clothes are Haute Couture, and buys everything in jumbo economy sizes. Wal-Farters are most common in Southern US States.

"Did you see that ugly, fat, Wal-Farter heading this way carrying the 100 roll toilet paper economy pack on her head?"

by poontang June 17, 2006

Beat Farmer

One who does nothing but masturbate.

That guy should just go back to being a beat farmer. He has no place in society.

by T_i_m_o February 5, 2009

bean farmer

a person male or female that loves to play with a clitoris. hence Finding the bean.

i couldnt find the man in the boat, but i found the bean. Hence The "bean Farmer"

by Duece Meller March 2, 2011

farmers bet

an invented term, from a village outside of edmonton. apparently it means that you bet but there is no wager on the line. this is the only place you will ever hear this term

nick: lets make a farmers bet on this
mel: a farmers what?

by melcor March 10, 2009

Farmer's Sneeze

The act of evacuating one nostril while holding the other shut.

Viscous goo dripped from his eye as the result of my well-aimed, farmer's sneeze.

by Ian B. Hall March 19, 2008

farter mc carter

Another word for CEO OF BOMBEN INC.

OMG ITS FARTER MC CARTER!!! HOLY SH##!

by FarterMcCarter May 10, 2020