When your pants bunch up at the precise area in which you would usually store an erection thereby creating the illusion of arousal.
Generally speaking, discovery of such a false alarm usually comes at the hands of someone who is familiar with you nether regions and would feel comfortable enough testing it out.
Generally speaking, discovery of such a false alarm usually comes at the hands of someone who is familiar with you nether regions and would feel comfortable enough testing it out.
I thought he'd finally gotten over his fear of intimacy so I went to grab and just got a handful of Levis... yup, it was just a false alarm.
by Joseph/Laura October 25, 2007
a description created by the God's of Metal, ManOwaR for all of the poser metal bands that have appeared such as Korn
by Stutley August 14, 2004
by yo mama September 11, 2003
by Iversons Baby April 23, 2005
When a girl(or a cross dressing guy) tries to show more chest than he/she really has ie. push up bras.
by Peter the Pervert February 21, 2011
a very common misconception among the young and underdeveloped male society; it can be defined as someone who is immature thinking that their penis is what matters most in their lives and that a successful man is a man that is surrounded by females and the number of females that can get into bed with them. while in all reality it shows how much that person's brain is underdeveloped because life is about way more than just getting laid or getting women in bed, and usually men with false masculinity can't do anything in their lives and can't be anything so they just try to compensate for their lack of success in life with the number of women they degrade and get into bed, the number of people they can bully, and the number of drinks they can swallow before they black out.
1."man, all these kids thinking they've grown into men by being sexually active just because of False Masculinity."
2. "bro you should see all those girls riding this dick"
~"are you mentally retarded? or are you just an another example how False Masculinity exists?"
3."check these bitches in my dm's"
~"wow, you're really full of yourself, Mr.False Masculinity"
2. "bro you should see all those girls riding this dick"
~"are you mentally retarded? or are you just an another example how False Masculinity exists?"
3."check these bitches in my dm's"
~"wow, you're really full of yourself, Mr.False Masculinity"
by Nobodysperfect March 26, 2019
Some times people lie to themselves and others to create the world they want, (as opposed to genuinely and honestly living life). Making shit up as they go along to pretend to be what they want to be.
The local bipolar slut acting like she's your best friend trying to create a false reality when what she really wants is your husbands attention.
by choochflounder December 28, 2013