E.L.F.F.

Evil Little Fat Folk -
A short, fat person with a terrible disposition.

"That woman in the plus size section was so rude to me!"

"I know, she's such an E.L.F.F.!"

Examples of E.L.F.F. worthy mention:

-Roseanne B.
-that mean woman at the gas station
-that guy at the toll plaza that won't ever let you slide, not even for a penny
-Rosie D., who makes the list despite height
-that guy who did your taxes last year that made you fill out the forms twice
-Joe P.
-Jerry F.
-that woman that ALWAYS has something rude to the server right before they wait on you
-Dick C.
And the list goes on...

by AbsentShe March 28, 2009

D.U.F.F.

Designated Ugly Fat Friend. If you know of a DUFF, You are a DUFF, or you've heard of a DUFF, you are in luck. Because I hate to break it to you but you are a DUFF. You don't have to be fat or ugly to be a DUFF. DUFF is just a catch for a person who doesn't fit in. If you ever felt left out, excluded, or just different it means you were a DUFF and potentially are one now. But don't worry. Being a DUFF is a good thing. It means you are an original person. SO pump your fist in the air if you're a DUFF!

Tyler is a D.U.F.F.

by ThtYllwBch June 9, 2015

G.E.O.F.F

A Name Given to large women.
Giant Enormous Overweight Fat Fucker

i cant believe you got with that Geoff ( G.E.O.F.F)last night mate, that was grim

by pandapinda April 2, 2013

S.F.F.

Sisters For Forever... not blood but one heart

Ther are only 3 S.F.F. members and they are awesome sweet girls,nothing can come between that love.

by bff sista sff May 1, 2006

B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P.

Short for the term, "Best Friend For As Long As Humanly Possible." Also known as a flope.

"Holy crack-head of a B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P."

by Scrub November 11, 2003

F.F.S.

stand for For F#$$ SAKES. Used in Online Games Such as CoH CoV WoW

F.F.S. I got Pwned!
F.F.S. There are way to many bosses here.

by QFC December 28, 2005

B.F.F

B- Big
F- Fat
F- Fucker

I used this since before best friends forever ever started. Original DOS, kermit word.

If I saw a guy at school that was huge, we would say B.F.F on our KERMIT conversation. If you do not know what kermit is, then look it up and you will see how old I am talking about. LOL

by HorseLOVA July 12, 2011