exit scam

Exit scam: To steal funds upon ending service/disappearing.

Example: Dude, I signed up for that DNM, but they exit scammed before I could place my order!

by dontworrybouttit December 14, 2019

French exit

To leave early without saying goodbye and not paying their share of the bill.

Where did they go, the tab just arrived.

The fuckers did a french exit...

by mv74 March 14, 2009

French Exit

When you shit in a girls mouth, and then she french kisses it back into your mouth.

Bro 1: Yo...this girl I met wanted to French Exit with me last night.
Bro 2: Dude wtf that's horrible

by aric endre April 21, 2019

exit interview

An exit interview is the conversation that you have with your boyfriend/girlfriend after you break up. During this conversation you set bounderies for future communication, and you discuss how good or bad the relationship was.

"It's been real, it's been fun, but it hasen't been real fun.." OR "You suck, beat it Corky.."

by martha May 3, 2004

French exit

snowballing but instead of cum it is replaced with poop

dude she wanted to french exit with me

by mild taco bell sauce November 14, 2016

cuban exit

Is when you depart before it starts without telling anyone.

Man, you really pulled a cuban exit last night. One moment you were helping with the chairs and then nothing.

by basterrechea1983 December 14, 2017

exit grenade

1. a timely last-possible-moment off-tone verbal bomb thrown usually during an intelligent discussion that ends expectedly

2. a below-the-belt punch thrown in a long fight milliseconds before being separated.

jasper (as he awaited the 'turn off electronic devices' announcement, having an argument with his wife from his tracked cellular device) - "listen, i understand everything you're saying and I certainly entrust that you mean well, but diet coke is not a healthy drink and you should not be feeding it to our four month old...

...i have done the research woman!

...your breast milk is NOT gross!

...do you think i want to be talking about this while people look at me? i should be at peace right now and getting 'have a good flight' wishes from you, but this is an important matter and i just found out you've been doing this since he was born! listen, i gotta go, the flight attendant is here."

flight attendant (walking down the isle looking left and right -"sir turn your phone off NAOW!"

jasper (gesturing to flip his phone closed) - "listen i gotta go..."

flight attendant - "sir!"

wife (in ill fashioned tone) - "you certainly do Bob. have fun."

jasper (in his mind, as he flips his cell closed while staring somewhere between the nozzle blower and outside) - "this fucking cunt has perfect timing for exit grenades. fuck her! and fuck tsa! alright, get it together jasper; you're not that kind of man."

by beachole October 27, 2012