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by Giddy November 30, 2003
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Even a broken clock is right twice a day

1. Success obtained through dumb luck.

2. A rare moment of high achievement from an individual/team/company that is usually unsuccessful.
"I can't believe that Johnny took home that chick last night!"

"Yeah, well even a broken clock is right twice a day."
by Big Ern December 16, 2004
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An Evening with

Usually a concert where there is no opening band and the main act performs a longer set than usual. Usually takes place in a smaller venue such as a club.
Dude I got tickets to "An Evening with Coheed And Cambria"
by One_Among August 2, 2008
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Do you even trim?

A question asking if you trim your eyebrows, commonly used as a roast
Hey Simon do you even trim?
Pegasus do you even trim?
by 202conman202 August 6, 2018
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Even

An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'.

Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
I'm literally dying because I can't even.

That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.
by The Almaster July 17, 2014
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don't even

"Don't even." is one of those sayings that you use when you're just -really- not in the mood, and basically it's telling someone that. No. Not really. It's actually more like: "Fuck off plz (:" But in a more.. polite way. It also can be short for: Don't even think about it.
"Haha. You remember that one time with Zach?"
"..Don't even."
by Anna December 1, 2003
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Eveleen

The most beautiful, smart, funny{, and kind girl you’ll ever meet. You’ll be lucky to get one of these since other guys will ask her out daily.
“Hey what’s that cuties name over there?”
Yo man that’s eveleen, you don’t stand a chance.”
by AzianInvazion December 16, 2017
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