death metal enema

1.) When one listens to death metal or similar music that's so intense that one shits oneself upon hearing it.
2.) Putting a speaker near or into one's anus and playing death metal loudly to the point that it loosens the fecal matter inside the individual and it comes out.

"I listened to Septicflesh for the first time the other day and it gave me a death metal enema."

by Nnamsnam October 4, 2016

Sinema's enema

The hypocrisy of a douche-nozzle.

This is a huge dose of Sinema's enema: "I obliged when my donors asked me to skip the filibuster to raise the debt ceiling but I am not doing it for black people when they ask me to do the same to renew the Voting Rights Act."

by covfefid January 14, 2022

I have no enemies

“I have no enemies “ is a quote from a popular manga Vinland saga which hold a lot of meanings to the readers

“I have no enemies” OMGGG HE SAID THE LINE

by 3wrldstar March 31, 2023

enemy at the gate

When you have fecal matter position for launch out of your anus in a social situation where excusing yourself will be embarassing. Therefor the turd becomes your enemy. Another word for prairie dogging.

Did you see Brian's face turn green at the Christmas party before he excused himself? I think he had an enemy at the gate cause it smelled bad for a second.

by Carl Otto January 6, 2008

golden enema

When you're fucking a girl up the ass and piss in it

Ohhh yeah ohhh yeah
ahhh... that was refreshing

by NateDoGG January 27, 2005

Enemies With Benifits

A situation in which both people share an equal hatred of the other but are still sexually attracted to one another, hence the, "With Benifits" part of the name.

Guy: God! Why do you have to be such a dirty bitch all the time?!
Girl: Oh yea? Well why do you have to be such a dick all the time!?
Guy: I'm not a dick you slut!
Girl: I'm not a slut you bastard!
Guy: CUNT!!
Girl: ASS-CLOWN!!
Guy: ARE YOU AS TURNED ON RIGHT NOW AS I AM?!?
Girl: WHEN WE'RE DONE FIGHTING OVER THIS WE SHOULD REALLY HAVE ANGRY SEX YOU FUCKER!!
Guy: *splutters, considers, then shrugs* FINE! BUT DON'T OBJECTIFY ME WHORE!!
(hot angry sex insues)
Me: And that my friends, is Enemies With Benifits. *bows*

by UThinkUrFunny?IThinkImAdorable August 14, 2011

Amish enema

Whereby one uses dish soap as lubricant during anal sex, therefore simultaneously cleaning and pleasuring the anal cavity.

Dude, I totally gave Nick an Amish enema last night, good thing he was Amish, he knew exactly how to do it.

by diablo0880 April 5, 2009