south ender

A person who is obsessed with the lamest of values, such as being on time and sticking to all plans. These people are rich and feel very protective of their front lawn, and if they put up any kind of barrier between their home and the sidewalk, they will still claim the sidewalk as their own. South enders are usually parents, contributing a large percentage of depressed children. very much like a suburbanite. not necessarily a southerner.
Guy 1: oh kickass, we just set up this sweet jump on the dirt sidewalk.
Guy 2: Yeah! lets bike over it and stop when we land on the ground so we don't hit that big pole!

time passes, jump is hit.

South ender: HEY! You kids are ripping up the ground on the other side of my fence when you stop your bikes! I just paid to have all that dirt aerated!
Guy 1: so...doesn't that mean the ground is already ripped?
South ender: GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!
by Blueshoe May 13, 2006
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ender buddy

ender buddy is your bestfriend. my bestfriend is jasmine! we do everything together. from playing roblox, texting all day, or just playing minecraft in endertopia. an ender buddy is someone who you can count on, the one person you trust the most. the person who makes you smile the most, and is your shoulder to cry on. they’re always there for you no matter what. someone you can be yourself around, without being judged. the one person in the world that get’s you like no-one else. your soulmate.
ender buddy is your bestfriend. my bestfriend is jasmine! we do everything together. from playing roblox, texting all day, or just playing minecraft in endertopia. an ender buddy is someone who you can count on, the one person you trust the most. the person who makes you smile the most, and is your shoulder to cry on. they’re always there for you no matter what. someone you can be yourself around, without being judged. the one person in the world that get’s you like no-one else. your soulmate.
by yazlovesjasmine August 06, 2021
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Ender Wiggin

A genius, who appears in: Ender's Game, Ender's Shadow, Speaker for the Dead, Xenocide, Ender in Exile, A War of Gifts, and First Meetings.
Ender Wiggin is such a cool guy!
by 18328u98u9348u009 March 02, 2017
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Hayden Enders

Person 1: You're a Hayden Enders

Person 2: Thanks Daddy
by Zong February 13, 2022
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Eight Ender

Always defined as an extremely gay man who is bad at video games. Known to be very flamboyant and sober.
by JiggyB March 05, 2022
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hinge ender

A bad slag who would suck you’d sick to the hinge end.
Lad she’s naughty her yano, a proper hinge ender!
by Paddy the Baddy January 18, 2019
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ender marriage

The opposite of a starter marriage, when to two old people marry after losing their spouse for life so they won't be lonely.
My 72 year old Grandmother just got married. Yeah, it's an ender marriage.
by flacker December 13, 2009
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