Premature eHAculation

An eruption of loud and uncontrollable laughter either well before the punchline of a joke or in a situation/conversation where it is extremely inappropriate to do so.

Tom Hanks: I have AIDS.

Peter Griffin: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Premature eHAculation.

by Longrod Von Hugedong December 9, 2016

Supremature Ejaculating

When a hypebeast, who usually boasts over his ability to perform sexually, suffers from premature ejaculation.

Chris had to put a quarter in the cum-too-soon jar again after supremature ejaculating on his Nike/off—white Jordan’s that just arrived in the mail.

by Hardi B May 8, 2020

ejaculation

eruption of jizz/cum/semen/sperm/manjuice/milk

i had a very large ejaculation once she finished off the bj with a two handed wank.

by hitler July 8, 2003

ejackulation

when semon/sperm cums out of ur horney dick

u got cum all over me/in my eye

by orgy boys January 7, 2005

Premature Ejaculation

Finishing your manly ammunition even before your target appears.

Holly : *spanking her ass* Hey boy, come get me
Bill : Er....puchk
Holly : Not that come you dumbfuck
Bill : Damn you Premature Ejaculation

by Night Patrol June 25, 2015

Post Ejaculation Depression Syndrome

The feeling a guy who rarely gets laid has the second day after having sex. The opposite of post ejaculation euphoria.

Jerry: "What is wrong with Jim today? He seemed so euphoric yesterday.

Steve: "He must be suffering from that post ejaculation depression syndrome.

by desertfox23 January 31, 2010

immature ejaculation

Busting your load on your partner in way that is amusing to you and/or your friends but not so much to your partner. It can involve anything from pulling out and busting a nut on her face/ear to such famed manuevers as the spiderman, superman or even the gorilla.

Erin wasn't too impressed when Shawn pulled an immature ejaculation and came on her nose.

by Phill Latio February 15, 2008