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Erection

Having sex then going to the pool is a bad idea, especially with a erection
by Poop lord 2000 August 21, 2014
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Raging Erection Red

The color one's penis becomes when they are masturbating and suddenly become enraged
John: Dude I was jerking off yesterday when I found out Becky was cheating on me and my dick turned a weird shade of red.

Brandon: Sounds like Raging Erection Red to me.
by wHaT February 12, 2014
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Election

Masshole driving in New Hampshire: hey look, there are signs for candidates on people's lawns. Is there an election coming up?

New Hampshirite: You're in New Hampshire, so yes, there is an election coming up.
by Granite State November 3, 2009
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Erection factory

A fine ass bitch!

One that induces erections (hardening of the phallus)
Man, when that Erection Factory walked by everybody's pants shrunk!
by 3rdrocket October 14, 2011
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erection fest

Erection fest is the most merry time of year! The Jolly day that the Christmas Tree is erected. A day that calls for hard celebration!
Merry Christmas kind stranger! Come to my erection fest celebration and see how big mine is? My tree.
by The Tea Cup Moose November 13, 2020
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[re-erection]

The situation in which multiple erections are had in rapid fashion.In other words:getting horny then getting horny again soon after the first boner wears off,usually from the same female.
God,Andrea looked hot as hell in that miniskirt,I had a re-erection all day,i just wanted to tear her up!
by Davion Williams December 9, 2008
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necessary erection

An unwanted boner used for the express purpose of shutting some dumb bitch up.
I didn't want to get one, but it was a necessary erection if I had hopes of shutting that hoe up.
by Jaiger March 30, 2011
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