Sensual Eggnog

when a man puts cinnamon in his pee hole and cums in a girls mouth to create sensual eggnog

“wanna taste my sensual eggnog?”

by suck my wee wee December 11, 2020

Eggroller

Insulting name for an Asian.

You have some chink ass eyes Eggroller

by Not an Eggroller August 25, 2010

eggbert

Typically described as a full on male nerd who fully believes that the introduction and then subsequent removal of his sexual attentions from a woman's life can destroy her very existence. Confident in his extraordinary bedroom prowess, he can be characterised by his awkward dress sense, many female "just" friends, short stature and his extensive collection of PC gaming paraphenalia. Often balding, this man wears spectacles and declares himself an athiest. Is likely to have pronounced his love to many women, directly followed by a knowing look and the phrase "I'd only hurt you." This belief is based on real experience or an impressive intellectual architecture of movie plots sublimated over many years of saturday nights at home.

Stock phrases include "Trust me, I'm a dick", "No, Modern Warfare on the PC is way better" and "Sure mum, I'll zip you up".

Me: Oh god, its eggbert again.

Eggbert (Getting off back of Motorbike, behind driver):

Bye mum!

(Driver Waves, adjusts woolen coat and drives away)

by notimenomoney May 2, 2010

eat an eggroll

when you get up on your bitch and start eating chinese food.

dayum last night I was eatin an eggroll

by Mr.Unknown May 6, 2004

eggo waffle

A brand that teaches kids through their commercials to be disrespectful towards their parents, despite the fact that the parents were the ones their wiping the kid's ass as a baby, cleaning-up their vomit, and taking care of them after a bad day at school. Most of all, they conveniently forget these parents are the one BUYING their capitalist merchandise.

Eggo waffle teaching disrespect, hatred, and emotional distance from their parents? Can somebody say "Hitler?"

by amethyst August 11, 2007

Eggbread

A female with good pussy.

YO, Dae-Dae got that eggbread!

by Bizy Bill August 28, 2008

Eating the Eggroll

When you either suck an asians penis or you eat out an asian girl

Joe I was totally eating the eggroll last night, it was like heaven.

by Black sex panther May 11, 2009