:eggplant:

When you are on discord and relies that the eggplant emoji is :eggplant: so you look it up on the urban dictionary

:eggplant: = 🍆

by Eggplant man May 31, 2018

Eggplant theory

If it fits in your ass then it will do the trick.

Eggplant theory works! I can fit a whole jar in my ass.

by Tayne October 11, 2016

eggplant

eggplant is a term used to describe a feeling toward another person such as a hobo, usually of kindness or love

hello eggplant.
do you deserve eggplant?
eggplant

by 9705826966048363969cb November 6, 2007

eggplant

A dweeb. An idiot. A person without a clue. Often has a shaved head.

"That mofo eggplant paid $20 for some oregano."

by Mike November 21, 2003

Eggplant

To change someone's visual style to eggplant as a Windows 2000 theme without the user's knowledge.

"Dude, I think someone puked on my screen...dammit, I got eggplanted."

"Hey, I've got a cool idea. Let's eggplant this motherfucker."
"Wow, let's not go too far, man"

by The Finger Nick March 25, 2009

eggplant

short for eggplant squatter.

I hate eggplants. What a filthy

by Pierre May 28, 2004

alabama Eggplant

If by some means your penis becomes bruised and you have sex.

I got my junk slammed in a door and it was big and purple...so I gave her the Alabama eggplant.

by powdriver August 21, 2009