Institute for Collaborative Education

One of the worst schools in NYC... It's called ICE (Institute for Collaborative Education) cause every girl is as dumb as ice, as cold as ice, and as brainless as ice. If you think you'll get a girlfriend here, just leave. If you are a guy, expect to have to do drugs to be 'cool'.

Common phrases you'll here from ICE kids. "Jeffrey" "stop being offensive.... you spic" "I can say nigga cause I'm 1/16th black."

What to expect from school: racism towards every other race besides blacks, sexism to men, heterophobia.

I wrote this and I'm a black lesbian, btw... I regret ever going to this school. If you are even a white guy here, please leave you'll hate your existence and gain an inferiority complex.

Stranger: "What school do you go to"
Me: "I go to the Institute for Collaborative Education"
Stranger: "How is it?"
Me: "Some girl just almost got a guy suspended for looking at her, and i'm failing because I'm too poor to afford technology"
Stranger: "what the fuck"

Me: Yeah I guess I want to kill myself

by Cherry Girl 6669 January 5, 2019

Educated Guess

To suggest an answer to a query dealing with a topic/subject that you have not thoroughly studied, basing your answer on the knowledge that you have acquired in the past which relates to the query at hand.

Teacher: Hello student's, you will recall that I taught you that airplanes are the fastest mode of transport, a business man want's to send a parcel to another city very quickly, suggest a mode of transport he should use.
Stupid Student: "But Sir, you never taught us what mode of transport a businessman wishing to send a parcel quickly would use!"
Non-Retarded Student:" I'll make an Educated Guess that the business man would use an airplane to deliver his parcel quickly, as this is the fastest mode of transport.

by Wizzar October 26, 2011

college education

Something the majority of people don't have. They should though.. Unless you're smart enough to become rich without one.

M. Rehmeyer felt like such a failure as of a man with no college education. How sad.

by error345 February 12, 2008

Music Education

What good musicians who actually want jobs major in.

Music Performance Major: "I'm majoring in music performance!"
Music Education major: "I've just been offered another job...Have fun living in a box!"

by KittensInTheKitchen June 9, 2011

board of education

A large stick, or board used in corporal punishment to strike offenders, paricularly students in private schools.

Come to the front of the class, your about to get a lesson from the "board of education"!

by Jay Mann March 26, 2007

Educationitis

Rash that develops on those Afraid of Learning when exposed to Education.

So they ran away Itching.It was because I was making sense and they were Terrified they might actually Learn something.Slight touch of Educationitis.

by Waboa February 13, 2009

Educated Fucktardiot

An Educated Fucktardiot is a combination of
a Fucktard and an Educated Idiot. An Educated
Fucktardiot is a person of unbelievable, unexcusable
and indescribable stupidity while holding at least
one or more college degrees.

An Educated Fucktardiot feels like they are smart
but are actually quite stupid. (Stupid being defined as,
“knowing how and doing it wrong anyway”.)
They usually do something correctly the first time, but
having an education enables them to over think the
simplest of things and screw it up anyway.

They have a hard time driving a car, talking to people,

getting dressed, or eating. They also have a hard time

comprehending why they screw things up.

True Educated Fucktardiots are 100% responsible
for their actions and they provide endless hours of
entertainment for those not directly involved with the
Educated Fucktardiot, but for those who are, it can

prove to be annoying as hell..

Anyone with a technical degree qualifies as an Educated Fucktardiot.

by Pop-O-Matik August 30, 2013