Egyptian Earthquake

Giving somebody backshots so hard that their toes curl up and rip the sheets.

I gave Jackie an Egyptian Earthquake last night. She loved it so much!

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024

Mexican Earthquake

It’s 2am. You’re sitting on the toilet after a long day of work, pants around your ankles, ready to drop a bomb. The house is silent. Everybody’s asleep. You feel your stomach rumble. Suddenly, your ass sings the magical tune of a fart. It echoes very loudly in the toilet. Everybody’s awake now.

I was so embarrassed after I caused a Mexican Earthquake!

by Bricky Ricky July 23, 2024

drop like an earthquake

When someone thick AF just be gettin down on the dance floor.

"Damn Shaquaqua Drop Like An Earthquake"

by Thickm March 27, 2017

North Carolina Earthquake

The phenomenon of violent vibration and shaking inside of one's house due to the unstable load or poor feet adjustment of a washing machine or dryer.

Dude the windows in the house rattled so bad the glass fell out of the frames! It was a North Carolina Earthquake it was a 8.3 on the sphincter scale!!!

by Buzzard lips February 20, 2021

Hot-Wind-Earthquake

Verb: To perform oral sex on your partner's genitals by blowing a raspberry

By blowimg out air and skaing her head back and forth, my girlfriend gave me a hot-wind-earthquake.

by Quaz the silly January 30, 2022

Category 12 Earthquake

Earthquake caused by Caseoh falling down a escalator that is going uphill. This would cause a constant 12.0 Earthquake destroying countries and causing Tsunami's so powerful that the oceans will be dried out. This Earthquake will continue forever until the escalator finally stops or until Caseoh breaks the escalator.

My gawd that Category 12 Earthquake just killed Godzilla.

by KlownMan January 26, 2024

shut up earthquake

When an earthquake won’t stop rumbling and driving you crazy. Or when you are scared you might end up dead

“Hey, can I come to the bathroom with you?”

“shut up earthquake.”

by anonymous June 30, 2025