flaming earl

when someone dumps pure alc. on a dildo and shoves it up there ass.

Peter gave himself a flaming earl.

by shanksta March 22, 2005

Earl of Duke

Basically, the King of Shit; a person who is a douchebag, dumbass, asshole, shithead, etc.

You, Sir, are The Earl of Duke.

by Dickie Bundle May 26, 2010

Earl Grey

Teabagging for the over-50s

"How about a lovely bit of Earl Grey as a retirement gift, Martha?"

by TheAtomicPunk January 9, 2015

big earl

1.Large steroid using greasy girl consumed by lifting more weight than most men.
2.Insanely strong power-lifting female.
3.The chanting of the name Big Earl as a women powerlifts, if done correctly it sounds like Big Girl...

Everyone in the gym gathered around her and began to chant "Big Earl! Big Earl! Big Earl!" as she strained to squat 495 lbs. setting a new gym record for women.

by Word Dr. February 26, 2006

earls on top

Early. Before the usual or expected time.

Yo, I cant go too hard tonight, I gotta be up earls on top.

by quikness October 3, 2004

Earl of March

A large high school with roughly 1300 students. Known for having some bad teachers, but otherwise is a nice school, despite many of the people. The typical student at Earl is fake, a real trend follower.

The Earl of March is a decent school.

by Jennifer February 27, 2005

Toejam and Earl

What outer space will look like if tourists start going there.

Toejam and Earl were sent to clean up some of these human tourists roaming around Funkotron causing chaos and mayhem. They weren't going to get used to the outsiders from the blue planet.

by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021