drunkenbycider

people who think that cider is beer and pretend to be drunk while they are not. These people are at parties and are tying to impress girls by their "coolness"

Guy 1: Did you see the people drunkenbycider yesterday at the party?

Guy 2: Ya, they are so stupid

by somebodyfrommars September 17, 2010

drunkle

Your favorite drunk uncle, who entertains all at family holidays when he shows up wasted. He often relies on underage nieces/nephews for transportation help when alcohol has gotten the best of him.

Yeah, my drunkle got me out of the early morning class because he lost his keys yesterday and needed a ride.

by hello_newman May 1, 2011

drunkself

Your alter ego when you're drunk or intoxicated.

"Last night at the party I was strippin' naked on a table... I hate my drunkself."

by Wizard-Lizard March 6, 2016

Drunkering

When one is drunk and drinking more to get drunker.

We were sitting around and getting drunkering.

by Zoswinner December 12, 2016

Drunken Octopus

Those uneven hooks in bathroom stalls (usually girls restrooms) that look like octopi trying to start a fight.

Girl1- were did you hang your purse when you went to the restroom

Girl2-oh just on the “Drunken Octopus”

by raptorjack180 January 20, 2020

melatonin drunkness

where you become so tired you become a little bit crazy

well goodnight, melatonin drunkness again.
^^ after the user said some offtopic stuff.

by 56independent May 13, 2021

Ur uncle a drunkle

One of the many amazing responses to ur mom gay. Can only be beaten by ur tot a thot

Lauren: ur mom gay
John: ur dad a lesbian lol
Lauren: ur brother a mother
John: ur sister a mister
Lauren: ur granny tranny. Can you beat that?
John: Ur uncle a drunkle
*lauren dies*
Satan: well ur tot a thot
*john explodes and Satan eats his remains on toast

by Satanwilleatyouallontoast June 9, 2019