Dragonfable

A fucking horrible online rpg. The gameplay is basically turn based where you have a certain set of skills that you use to kill your enemies. Everything is 2d with a very anime style to it seeing as the creators of the game are some serious weeaboos. The game supposedly has a story but it really doesn't, it's just a new monster every week who supposedly will destroy the world and you have to stop it, blahblahblah. It's single player and you don't get to have any interactions with other players other than this shitty pvp where you fight AI characters that have the same gear as other players characters. It takes an obscene amount of time playing this game to level up 1 level after level 20 which means by the time you get to the max level in this game you could have gotten to level 80 in wow. The creators constantly try to find new ways to make you pay more money. First they charged you 20 bucks to buy a dragon amulet that only worked for 1 of your characters so that character could play the 80% of the game only people with dragon amulets could play. Then they decided to make you buy some bullshit called dragon coins so you could buy "ECXTRA SPEZUL WEAPONS" that are far superior to normal ones and that cost around 5 dollars per weapon. Sooner or later you are going to HAVE to buy this shit because they have some extremely powerful bosses that you can't kill without dragon coin gear.

retard: Hey man I just wasted 40 hours and 200 dollars trying to get to level 40 in dragonfable. I haven't even seen another person other than my mother in the past week!
Normal person: You do realize that there are games far less time consuming and more enjoyable for the same amount of money you spent on this game right?
retard:*shoots himself for wasting his life on this shitty game*

by theghostofchan July 28, 2010

dragonlance

A truly shitty, pathetic, and semi-literate bunch of "D&D" books that are more about marketing and cheap rp games than they are about REAL fanatasy. Fantasy cliches and horribly bad writing abound in this commercial wreck, I wouldn't read this crap if my life depended on it...If you want to read
GOOD fantasy pick up George R.R. Martin's Song of Ice and Fire series or Robin Hobbs books...And they ARENT D&D so all you n00bs can suck my dick.

Dragonlancefan:Cool, the new dragonlance book is out!
LEET:Don't you think it odd no Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman novel has good reviews from any reputable publisher or science fiction magazine?
Dragonlancefan:Wow my level 29 half-elf bard just upgraded his armor by 19648 pts with a Crimson Crystal!

by Velvet January 5, 2005

Dragonflies

a sub for the word shoes, yet can only be used to describe very nice, new shoes.

Dang Dawg,those are some fresh new Dragonflies you be sporting.

by Nick Guacheta June 18, 2008

dragonforce

A band from the U.K. that kick ass pretty hard. I heard they were gay though.

Dragonforce's myspace said they were gay

by kshadkfhh March 15, 2008

dragonlayer

The worst joke ever.

If you, who invented this joke, read this, then know that removing "s" from the word "dragonslayer" doesn't make you cool.
Or the joke any good.

In other words: fail.

Dragonslayer + removing a certain letter = dragonlayer:

trying too hard.

by El-ahrairah January 19, 2009

dragonfall

An extremely "massive," cow of a man which continually keeps fucking up all the damn chairs in the cyber cafe! There are 40 chairs, out of which at least thirty are either loose, tilted, bent, creaking, or plain sipmply fucked beyond recognition by his humongous "phat," ass!

Someone who wishes they were important in the cybercafe!

by German January 3, 2004

DragonforceZXA

A guitar hero addict, nerd, and funny guy. He is so obsessed with guitar hero he makes his username DragonforceZXA on practically every site. He likes redheads and prefers boxers. TMI? To fucking bad! Anyways he loves video games and must always finish them to 100% or in some cases 105%. He's so self-obsessed he made up his own definition for himself. He's also a copy cat (refer to jdbar). See also Samir.

DragonforceZXA is Jesus!
DragonforceZXA is Trogdor!

by DFZXA August 3, 2009