Douchsicle

A douche bag with frosted tips.

I bet that douchsicle paid 100 bucks for those highlights.

by douchsicle November 24, 2010

super calli fredgulistic ex pe alli doschus

longest word ever know to man. You would say this when something good or great just happened or is going to happen.

1.) This pie is super calli fredgulistic ex pe alli doschus.
2.) I have a feeling this is going to be the super calli fredgulistic ex pe alli doshus time of my life!

by Your Mom May 27, 2004

douchesophe

(doosh a soaf)
1. One who believes that by carrying on a conversation with someone else on intellectual subject matter will make them seem smarter, when in fact they are just simply a douche.
2. One who believes they are a modern philosophe, yet is just a douche.

Gerald: Ah yes, you know, Kant says a similar thing about etc. etc.
William: Indeed he does, but you know, Berkeley believes that etc. etc. etc.

Tom: Man, Gerald and William are both real douchesophes.
Katy: Yeah, no kidding. I wonder if they know that everyone thinks they're such douchesophes...

by Modano November 10, 2008

douchespace

When myspace is being gay.

"I hate douchespace."

by Robin Yowass October 28, 2006

douchess

A combination of douche and dumbass, total fuck up or dickface

todd is such a fuckin douchess

by bye January 21, 2004

DoucheSlut

A girl who goes around arousing guys while she's on her period.

Dude, Sue was being such a doucheslut. She was dancing with all the guys at the party and most of em had blood stains on their pants.

by Jalapeno De Aweschomeness January 19, 2009

douchschnnozzle

the cleaning of one vanina with one schnnozzle as the primary cleaning and sucking device do not swollow

have you cleaned that bitches douchschnnozzle this week

by jamespaterson January 12, 2008