Doucheipel

A person who strives all their life to be the highest form of a douche bag, but does not succeed. They follow the acts of other douche bags, thus making them a follower of douche baggery acts.

Dori: He couldn't be more of a douche bag.

Tammie: That's because he's a doucheipel.

by Musiclove420 July 7, 2011

Douchebeat

Combination of douchebag and deadbeat, featuring the prime factors that define each word. Simplifies talking as using this new compound word saves time. Time is money. Hence using this word saves money.

Amanda: I hate my ex, he sucks.
Steve: Yeah, he's a total douchebeat.
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Steve: That's a total douchebeat move.

by SR1972 August 11, 2012

douchefecta

When one is wearing a sleeveless shirt, snap back, and a big chain necklace at the same time, making them look like a douche.

Guy 1: That guy has a sleeveless shirt, snap back and look at his huge chain!
Guy 2: He just completed the douchefecta!

by Hairy Mcbuttox August 8, 2012

doucheberry juice

When a douchebag starts sweating because he knows the words coming out of his mouth are complete and utter bullshit.

Jason: Does Calvin even know what the hell he's talking about?
Colin: No...look he's sweating out doucheberry juice

by Jason696969 April 24, 2013

Douchateria

Douchateria – (douchebag x cafeteria) Typically associated with low-end Chinese restaurants, the douchateria can hardly be called a restaurant. This category of eating establishment is where people go to gorge on marginally safe and marginally edible foods made by greedy douchebags who push low quality ingredients that are likely out of date. Want to wash your hands? Why bother? The staff doesn’t.

Dude lets go eat. Where do you want to go? Lets just make a quick trip to the douchateria then head to the bar.

by Johnny Umuzungu September 13, 2013

Douchefied

1) the act of becoming a douche
2) one who once was not a douche but now is

• Dude, when did you get douchefied?!
• I have not been douchefied.
• I will douchefy you, man.

by MissClassify February 2, 2015

Doucheberg

A doucheberg is a person that's such a huge douche, that what you see, you're still just barely scratching the surface. All you're really seeing is the 10% of the douche that's on the surface, and that there's still a whole other 90% douche under the surface, that you still haven't seen.

John is such a doucheberg that the day after a first date, he called her at 2am, drunk off his ass, so she could pick him up and also asked if he could stay at her place.

by Snarf74 July 23, 2015