by A.T. Andy June 1, 2005
Get the Douchebox mug.A word or phrase that, when used in conversation, lets everyone know you are a giant douche. Usually a French word used in poor context by an uppity white male.
Coined by the giant vat of douchewater known as "Luke" from Luke and Posey.
Coined by the giant vat of douchewater known as "Luke" from Luke and Posey.
Douche: Workin till 9 again, huh? C'est la vie!
You: Nice douchebomb, douche.
Douche: This yogurt has a certain 'Je-ne-sais-quoi'.
You: Douchebomb!
"Sans" followed by any word other than "serif" is also a douchebomb.
You: Nice douchebomb, douche.
Douche: This yogurt has a certain 'Je-ne-sais-quoi'.
You: Douchebomb!
"Sans" followed by any word other than "serif" is also a douchebomb.
by a_different_luke_entirely January 28, 2008
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A douche that wants to be a canoe, so that it will be floating and not sinking in its own stupidity.
You fucking douchecanoe.
by TheFeatheredCap August 17, 2011
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by eitak yalbmert October 4, 2010
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The scummiest of guys.
And i mean SCUMMIEST.
Usually rich, good looking, but have the personality of a soda bottle. Obsessed with themselves and their image.
The kind who always try and hit on women when they are clearly not interested.
(Probably masturbate to pictures of themselves in their spare time)
The scummiest of guys.
And i mean SCUMMIEST.
Usually rich, good looking, but have the personality of a soda bottle. Obsessed with themselves and their image.
The kind who always try and hit on women when they are clearly not interested.
(Probably masturbate to pictures of themselves in their spare time)
Biff: " i know, you're probably thinking how lucky you are to be dating me, Aren't i amazing?, tell me im amazing."
Jennifer: "yeah..biff..you totally are.."
Biff: "i know right, i AM amazing! hey, while you pay the bill, let's talk less about me and more about..ME"
(Biff keeps talking about himself while Joe sits watching, a table over)
Joe: "Man, what a Douchecanoe."
Jennifer: "yeah..biff..you totally are.."
Biff: "i know right, i AM amazing! hey, while you pay the bill, let's talk less about me and more about..ME"
(Biff keeps talking about himself while Joe sits watching, a table over)
Joe: "Man, what a Douchecanoe."
by EubonicsAreFun October 9, 2019
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Get the Douchebanger mug.Douchebot is a fictional series of robots designed specifically for providing douches to the general public. The latest model design is currently the Douchebot 5000. This model introduced new innovations, such as the Fish-O-Meter, which utilizes sensors specifically for detecting unclean female genitalia.
"Douchebot is ready. Please prepare for service."
"Douchebot is ready. Please prepare for service."
"You hear that Shelly got chased down by a Douchebot?"
"Yeah, man. That's why they be calling her Smelly Shelly! That ho stanks!"
"Yeah, man. That's why they be calling her Smelly Shelly! That ho stanks!"
by Some Kids Call Him Zombie November 9, 2012
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